Hello everyone,
Since processing time is enough for people like us to assume what is and has gone wrong with the fancy paper work we forwarded to them in good faith, I have somehow found the reason of Mocking (oops, sorry, i mean delay ;D ) in their practice.
Embassy has finally woken up, Visa officers are geared up to clean the mess, and even the think tanks of Canadian Government have realized that they need to lighten up their process in order to get raise in their population before US start gunning them down. Learning from the top, every official has put their core responsibilities in the draws and are screening the applicants to see that how many of them can be stuffed in Mary land of Canada to expand their voting poll count. Unfortunately, in Pakistan, it appears neither of us is ever going to be considered for such act of this wholesome immigration policy because of reasons beyond our reckoning.
Now one can understand the mental agony and suffering as a result of this appalling mistake by Canadian officials of not considering us as a genuine trouble shooter of this low population crises. Despite of fulfilling all the ingredients required for such act The only understandable reason I could think of for their bewilder-ness could be that we still have to work on our ability to adopt their French/English spelling and that they want to leave us with some time to bring improvement in such regard, they even threw a five year plan, drawn by Mr. Harper, to develop English skills of ours which is seriously been questioned by Canadians.
In the first year,‘s' will be used instead of soft ‘c' and ‘k' will replace the hard ‘c'.
Not only will this klear up confusion and make the life of sivil servants easier, but also komputer keyboards will need one less key.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome ‘ph' will be replased with an ‘f'. This will make words like ‘fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to get to a stage where most komplekated alterations are possible. So double letters wil be removed to inkrease the likelihod of akurate speling. And the horible mes of silent ‘e' wil be banished.
By the fourth yar, peopl wil b respectiv to steps lik replasing ‘th' by ‘d' and ‘w' by ‘v'.
During da fifd yar, de unesesary ‘o' kan b dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou', and similar modifikations vud of kors aplid to oder kombinations of leters.
After dis fifd yar, v vil hav a sensibl riten styl. Der vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evri vza ofisr vil find it ezi tu understand us.
Da drem vil finali kum tru nd v al vil get or viza vri son 8)
