Kingston,Jamaica

[chelley]

ugh... for those of you in the GTA.... winter storm watch is on... 20-30cm forecasted between tuesday and wednesday.... (most happening overnight tuesday into wednesday morning)...

ICK!

 

[canuck0469]

Good morning forum family, I trust everyone had an awesome weekend and enjoyed some saturday soup. chelly it was chicken and veggie soup with a couple dumplings for us with fried egg, bacon, lettuce and tomatoe sandwiches, dam getting hungry here.
Welcome to our new friends, buckle up and enjoy the ride
Charlie, congrats and hope you had a couple aspirin to chase down the wine. Nothing better than a good wine hangover, helps if you take the aspirin with a couple cold beer, after the 5th or 6th your headache is all gone. Or if your worried about weight gain, take 2 ounces of Jose, shoot it, take 2 ounces of Zaggermiester, shoot that, and 1/4 ounce of pineapple juice and pour it down the sink cause it does nothing to kill the taste of the shooters, besides it kills the buzz.

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my nuts."

Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy has to take a leak. Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over by some shrubbery and the guy goes to relieve himself. Suddenly, he screams "Aaagh! a rattler bit my woody!"
"Relax!" says his friend, "I'll go find a pay phone and call a doctor." So his friend drives off and finds a pay phone, call a doctor and asks what he should do.
"Well," said the doc," you must cut crosses in the wound and suck out the poison."
"Is that the only way Doc?" asked the man.
"Yes, you must do that or he'll die."
He finally gets back to friend and his friend asked "So, what did the doctor say?"
"You're gonna die, buddy. You're gonna die."

 

[nae-nae]

hello everyone!!

welcome flyonthewall and megs!!

chelley - oh god I went to dinner at hubby's aunt's house on my last visit and was served soup. I hate soup!!! It was horrible, later I found out it was mannish water I tried it and gagged....the smell of it made me gag!! hubby loved it but it's not for me. I told him he won't get soup at my house lol we had home made tacos for dinner Sat night....well I guess that's the Canadianized version lol he loved them!!

 

[CharlieD10]

Hello and good afternoon forum family.

Welcome to the newbies, please feel free to share your timelines and we will add you to our update listing.

Canuck, I laughed my head off about the pineapple.

I am happy to say, FedEx collected my package and it is scheduled for delivery to hubby sometime around Wednesday afternoon. I am suffering separation anxiety. I have had charge of that package for so long, I now feel bereft to have let go of it ??? The FedEx guy promised to treat it exactly as I told him to: "As if he had my life wrapped up in there". LOL.

Nae- I really don't mind mannish water. I suppose because we raised and slaughtered goats when I was a child, the smell is not off-putting to me. It's definitely an acquired taste for non-Jamaicans though, hubby was definitive in his dislike of it too, LOL. I wouldn't drink it every day, though, I more associate it with occasions like weddings and holidays.

 

[lonely_wife]

Canuck... thanks for making me laugh again...

Nae nae... I love your way of showing hubby canadianized foods... OMG I didn't mind mannish water up to now... I just googled it... my hubby calls it goat soup so I didn't know mannish water and goat soup where the same until now... I saw on google they use all parts of the goat (head, brain....) OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW.... I just bbm hubby to give him trouble for making me eat an animal brain... After all it didn't taste bad but I will never eat that again... Just the thought of having that in my mouth makes me wanna vomit...

Congrats charlie... youpi!!!! I told the guys the same thing at Canada post when I send it off... lol

 

[chelley]

hahaha... lonely... the head and brain are bad, but i think the other stuff disturbs me more... lets just say true MANnish water is never made from nanny goat....

granted not all goat soup is mannish water... but as charlie said, if it's around christmas time or a special occassion, it's likely mannish water...

okay off to get the kids... worked from home today, may end up doing the same for most of the week if that weather comes...

 

[lonely_wife]

chelley... you must tell me what this means ??? I am scared if it's worst than brain and head lol...

 

[nae-nae]

lonely wife - the mannish water I had was goat belly and brain and god knows what else...they wouldn't tell me (they need a green gag face on here lol) mixed with corn on the cob, carrots, dumplins, yam and potatoes....I tried but couldn't eat it!!! lol

 

[lonely_wife]

Nae... goat belly... I'm assuming if they got the brains they have whats in the belly EWWWWWWWWWWW...... (Green sick face) they need one of those faces on here for sure lol..... I'll stick to tacos, pasta, sheppards pie, salads, meat and potatoes.... lol

 

[chelley]

Lonely... It's the "man parts" of it I'm most disturbed by lol

 

[CharlieD10]

Hahaha....you are not meant to question the contents of the mannish water. Just drink it!

 

[lonely_wife]

oh man they put the goats thing in there ??? ??? ??? thanks for sharing the information I will definatly stay away... I will actually stay from all of the things I dont know... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (where is the green sick face lol) Now my hubby is in for some real trouble tonight lol... Imma have to give him s**t for letting me eat a goat thing OMG

 

[lonely_wife]

OMG guys... hubby just told me whats is in it exactly the thing.... cause I was jokingly giving him s**t he started to laugh at me saying i ate the goats thing... i just wanna vomit... lol anyways ill change the subject... lol did anyone get calls today???? how was everyones day??? lol

 

[CharlieD10]

To quote a Jamaican proverb for you, Lonely, "Not everything good to eat, good to talk about"! Sometimes, you just don't wanna know, LOL.

I had a tiring day, I am looking forward to an early night! All that anxiety over the package and now it is out of my hands. Just going to warm up some dinner now, wash it down with a little more chardonnay, and call it a night!

Edit: Hubby surprised me today! He says that as soon as his reinstated passport comes back, he is coming back to Jamaica ;D ;D ;D He won't say when, he wants to surprise me by being there when I come home one day. Sometime around the beginning to middle of March, I get to see my baby, whoohoo!!

 

[ladyposh]

No call today!!!! UUUGGGHHH...I hate this wait!!!! I guess I wont be goung down for my b-day as its on saturday and my anniversary is the 15th of February. I am trying to delay as long as possible but if I dont hear anything soon I have to for hubby's bay in March.

Feb. 3 will be 5 months since Kingston has had our file. I am praying that my OI will have mercy on us and ework on the file this month.