FSWP 2013: Chit Chat & Congrats & Question / Answer Thread!

[jigzyy]

Hello to all!
This thread is specifically for those who applied under FSWP 2013 & want to chit chat, get answers to the question and/or wants to say long congrats & stuff so that we can keep the other thread "FSW 2013 Applicants Timeline - Lets Network Here" clean for timelines


Good luck!

 

[DR-DARKMAN]

Hello to all!
This thread is specifically for those who applied under FSWP 2013 & want to chit chat, get answers to the question and/or wants to say long congrats & stuff so that we can keep the other thread "FSW 2013 Applicants Timeline - Lets Network Here" clean for timelines


Good luck!

nice idea jigzyy .. let's start the new thread .. I'll start with gongratssssss to you

 

[scotchy007]

Jigzyy, I dont want to be a spoilsport but I honestly think we are all addicted to the other thread. We are gonna have withdrawal symptoms here in this one now!! :'(

 

[jigzyy]

haha, yes but lots of applicants complaining lately, so let's put all the garbage here and keep the other thread clean

 

[JohnnyZee]

A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

 

[JohnnyZee]

And what does this one mean? I am no IT expert...

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”

 

[scotchy007]

And what does this one mean? I am no IT expert...

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I'd like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you'd like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I'd like a beer.”

Dwl! this one I'm proud i actually understand with my limited programming knowledge! 8)

 

[jigzyy]

A programmer's wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

HAHAHA ;D Cracked me up

 

[JohnnyZee]

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

 

[jigzyy]

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

You seems to have a lot of funny quotes keep'em coming.

 

[JohnnyZee]

You seems to have a lot of funny quotes keep'em coming.

Don't give me the credit! I am getting them from:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-many-surrealists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-a-fish-the-most-highbrow-jokes-in-the-world-8691191.html

 

[zeetheboss]

Today's Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...

 

[zeetheboss]

A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!"

 

[JohnnyZee]

Today's Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...

Lol! This is good...

 

[donutbox]

Hello to all!
This thread is specifically for those who applied under FSWP 2013 & want to chit chat, get answers to the question and/or wants to say long congrats & stuff so that we can keep the other thread "FSW 2013 Applicants Timeline - Lets Network Here" clean for timelines


Good luck!

I so appreciate this thread being created....maybe this thread can also be used by persons who (seem to) need "moral support" regarding their FSW 2013 application.


Somehow though, I think people will still see it necessary to post unnecessary/unrelated comments and questions in the "FSW 2013 Applicants Timeline - Lets Network Here" thread, it's almost like they don't understand that the thread was created "...to facilitate members keeping track of applicants within their batch".



Now (hopefully) I can go back to following the "FSW 2013 Applicants Timeline - Lets Network Here" thread.