Shaving body hair with a razor? Nuh uh. I've been down that road already, and have no desire to go back.Halfmoon said:
First of all, it would take well over two hours to get everything...and for what? Just so I could be all prickly with head-to-toe stubble by the next morning?
Second, I already made it very clear to my girlfriend that if she doesn't wanna get used to my body hair, then SHE will have to wax me at home. I don't mind if it's something that needs to be done once every three or four weeks, but I'm sure as hell not taking a razor to my entire body every single day. And if she's so eager to get rid of it, then she should be equally as eager to put the required effort into doing it. She loves having me as her big bear (what she calls me), but I keep having to remind her that she'll never see a BALD bear naturally-occurring in the wild, nor a domesticated one either.
You girls are so unbelievably lucky with the miniscule amount of shaving you need to do. To get ME to look and feel the way she likes, it's an ordeal and a half. Meanwhile, to get HER all nice and smooth takes me barely 10-15 minutes of work and she's good for a few weeks. It's so obvious you were god's favourite right from the beginning. That's why he gave you all periods - to even things out somewhat.
