Good morning forum family, hope everyone is doing great today
Charlie, the Mrs is doing awesome, thanks for asking. Grabbed a load of firewood last weekend and she tells me she can't wait for the snow to fall. Christ, it's still august. Anyway she has really settled in and made a lot of new friends. Took some of my crew out for chinese last night and she gained a few more clients so a win, win. Headed back to JA for new years for a little sunshine fix, a few wray & nephews and maybe a red stripe. I ordered some at our local liquor store but something about sitting under the pear tree that changes the flavour.You're right about the impatience this time last year, about the same as most are feeling right now, but, it is only a distant memory now as it will be for you guys. Have faith, your day is around the corner girls, and proper. So it is wednesday and time for a chuckle
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.
The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.
Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"
OK. proper, Charlie and girls, gonna challenge you now to finish this song I start. It is C&W so Charlie can help you out a little. Sang this to the MRS when we landed in Edmonton @ -32 last year
It's 40 below and I don't give a 7uck, gotta a heater in my truck and we're off to the rodeo
I hope everyone is enjoying their week so far!
