Well, well, well. Confudsed it's about friggin time you filled us in, we been rootin for you long time mi fren. It is a beautiful sunday out west, full of sunshine and dreams.
So Ked, can't belive the girls haven't asked you about your dress and bridesmaids, hubbies and groomsmen and the ceremony. Fill us in girl cause you gotta be pretty pumped eh!!
A new chapter in your life, followed by the book of patience you'll write once the application goes in
proper, wats up, you've been a little too quiet eh!
Anyway, this one is for confusednhappy
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to little johnnie playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, little johnnie came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears little johnnie continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen