TGIF my forum friends and welcome to all our newbies. My sympathies to those that have lost loved ones and to those that have family so ill. A big congrats to all the updates, KG is doing thier thing this week.
I speak for all the oldies that started the site a couple of years ago. We all belonged to a different KG forum which became inhabited by trolls. LCW started it and we contacted one another to come over, we were a pretty small group back then. It was developed with the spirit of advice, morale support and comraderie. A lot of tears, rejoice and laughter, it is simply awesome that it continues this way today. Kudo's for keeping it that way. We were in the same boat as you guys are, waited impatiently most times. We encouraged one another such as you do today and continue to. It seems hard to believe it will ever be over but, trust us, this will be a distant memory for you all very soon.
Anyway, in spirit of the oldies, one for the newbies.
A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!".
The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"