I have no idea how and where did you get all your anger towards the Government of Canada, it is very inconsiderate of you to call the Immigration systems and the Government itself, Liars and Incompetence. I repeat, you are asking a privilege to this country and to call these educated delegates incompetent is very inconsiderate of you as a person, for the love of God, be more mindful to all your words, words are more powerful and hurtful towards other individual. Also consider yourself as applicant among 20,000+ pending applicant and applications.
FYI: Phone updates, for H and C applications it always says that they are reviewing your eligibility even they dont. My friend got AOR and she tried to call Phone Updates and same day it says “we are reviewing your eligibility.”