Ha Tom, you think that is the joke of the day? Let me let you in on my situation.
I don't know if you remember the problems I was having with getting my dutch passport but long story short it has been sitting in Washington for about three months because some guy I dealt with in Toronto (Dutch embassy) told me I needed copies of my parents passports, which I gave him, and some type of a document to prove my parents were still dutch citizens when I was 18. Either way, I filed the documents needed to get this said document. The processing time for this is approx 5 months. (Dont even get me started on that). So I called cic yesterday and basically the guy didn't give me any useful information. Just something along the lines of, I am sure they will pick it up and finalize it soon. Thanks dude. It has literally been with them since may. Anyways, 5 minutes later I get a call from Washington, a very nice lady, but she started off with "I am just wondering why your application for your passport has been sitting here for three months". In my head I am like, you tell me ? So I tell her that I applied for that document that they supposedly needed. She asks me why haven't I sent them my parents copies of their passports. I'm like ... Really.... This guy I dealt with NEVER forwarded the copies to them! She goes on and says why did he tell you to apply for that document (the one that takes five months). So I explain how he said I needed to prove they were dutch citizens when I was 18 and she says, if their passports were valid when yours was, that proves it! Which ... I already got that information FOUR months ago and then this guy in Toronto tells me it's wrong info. I swear I am being screwed left, right and center. In my head I am freaking out because what if Vienna has not picked up my file because of my missing passport and it is all because of this A-hole in Toronto. Aaaarrrrghhhhhh. Alright that is enough ranting for today. The lady in Washington said she would try to get it processed as fast as possible. Which is good news. But it put me three months behind in getting a passport.