You can't be serious. Just look at the tracker for PPRs from SGVO this year and compare to the likes of NDVO or LVO.I know SGVO is kinda slower than the other VOs but from my experience, they are more responsive to queries.
1) When I added my spouse halfway the processing, I usually get replies within 24 hrs, and the longest will be 2 days.
My husband’s name and UCI was added to the CIC account on the same day I submitted the additional documents for my spouse. Some VO’s will take months to do this.
2) I even told them to update the status of “Additional Documents Required” when I have already submitted the documents but there was no update to it. After 6 hours, the status was already “No documents required”.
3) When I requested to create new placeholder for RPRF receipt, they immediately acknowledge it by adding new slots to my CIC account.
4) When I emailed them to inquire on the status of my application on the 6th month (processing time for PNP-EE), I got the PPR letter after 12 hours.
5) I also requested to expedite the passport stamping. After 2 days, I collected my passport from VFS.
My interaction with NDVO (my husband submitted his passport in India) - not a single reply at all!
In fairness to SGVO, they are doing their work to keep applicants updated for relevant and urgent queries, unlike NDVO.
Look at the "awesome" reply texts people get from SGVO (go through this thread a few pages back). It's not even a worthy comparison.