1. An Ibo man was converted to Islam, after all said and done; he was asked what name he would like to bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) and others. He asked what good were the names, then the Imam told him that if u choose any name there will be hope that God will bless you the way he blessed those with the names originally, then the Ibo man asked: "how about Dangote"? .
2.A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs and soon a crowd formed around him. A passer-by suggested, "give him some water, it will help".
The man heard this and opened one eye and replied, "comot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board".
3.An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be ur slave!"
The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said: "Na today? find am na.”