Okay, so I've posted on Kijiji looking for work. Here is a real reply I got to my ad today (I removed contact info):
Hello! The following is a reply to your "BlahBlah" Ad on Kijiji:
From: Rick/Lynn(XXX @ XXX.com)
Moved back to Canada from Brazil in the Oil & Gas and calling Calgary home. We had someone come by the apartment once a week to give a massage. we are a professional couple in our early 40"s and both fit, fun and mature. Seeking someone who is mature, confident and who loves giving massages. Not seeking someone who is a therapist but rather someone who would look forward to a night out and who would, in time, give a great massage (keeps getting better each time). Would pay $40/hr and commit to 2.5 hrs each time. Just has to love giving a massage that is soft and gentle. We have everything (oil, table, candles & music). Certainly hope I didn't offend. Perhaps Sunday evening? Rick
Am I wrong to think these people are wanting a threesome???? Holy crap, I know for a fact there's RMTs in Calgary because my friend is one!
On top of that, mobile massage is at the cheapest $75/hour! I mean - that's the exact business my friend runs!
I reported these losers.