Kingston,Jamaica

[proper]

Good morning everyone!

sosad: I'm sorry for your delay, i know you must be disappointed. it seems youre not the only one this has happend to cause someone on the other thread got that same call too.

 

[chelley]

cleaning out my email and came across this... since no one has posted a funny in awhile, i'll pitch in

This is the cruff version of Romeo an' Juliet... JA style... old skool

(Romie looking exasperated threw one more pebble at the window. His frustration mounts and his patience is wearing thin)

Romie: Cha. Mi tell dis girl say me a come over after mi done play ball and she must leave di winda open and now she nuh deh yah. Mi is a
man can't tek badderation enuh. A what time now (peers at fake Rolex).

Rahtid, half past nine. (Whispers loudly) Jules! Jules! Wait deh, see 'er light come on deh. Jules!

Julie: ( come to window half asleep) Romie? Romie? Wherefore art yuh deh? Oh baby. Deny yuh Puppa and refuse yuh name. And if yuh no want do dat, swear say yuh love me 'cause I no longer wahn be a Johnson.

Romie: (aside) Bwoy, this gal yah can chat when yuh see man! My time fi talk now, give me a chance.

Julie: Is only yuh name me no like, Romie. What kind a last name you have, McIntyre? It sound like a burger in a car tire. Is not your hand, or yuh foot, or yuh arm or yuh face that bodder me (well, yuh face bodder mi sometime), but is yuh name. Yuh know say, the Johnson dem nuh like the McIntyre dem and if mi fadder ketch yuh over yah-- him limb up yuh warra-it. But what's in a name, my sweet Rom-Rom. Mi no care'bout yuh name. If yuh call a rose by any other name it will smell just as sweet. Nuh true.

Romie: Yuh a hear mi Jules, mi can't take this foolishness no more. Big man haffi a hide and come check yuh a night time like a some punk.
But mi a tell yuh the truth, anything mi can do fi wi stay together, mi will do. If mi haffi change mi name mi wi do that. (shouts) From now on mi no name McIntyre no more!

Julie: Shhhhh! Mi parents dem a sleep. No matter what yuh say yuh can't change the fact that yuh come from McIntyre breed. And yuh better tek time talk, yuh no 'fraid a mi bredda dem?

Romie: Jules, yuh more dangerous to me than all a fi dem cutlass and pick-ax. When a man check fi a woman yuh no know say it easy fi she hurt him.

Julie: Still, yuh better hope nobody no wake up. By the way, is how yuh get past the dog?

Romie: Who dah punk deh? Mi just gi him a piece a saltfish wha' mi buy dung a Buddy shop. All tomorrow him still a chaw dat.

Julie: Well, is why yuh decide fi come over 'ere tonight, knowing how mi people dem nuh like yuh.

Romie: (kneels on the ground) Well mi not even know how fi say this but "mi love mi car, mi love mi bike, mi love mi money and ting but
most of all me love mi Browning" (wipes away a tear) Is the fus ina mi life man have feelings fi cry. Yuh know yuh a mi Fresh Vegetable and mi no stop cry fi yuh.

Julie: (starts to cry too) Oh that's so sweet, but first of all, yuh no have no car and the only transportation yuh have is the piece a bruck up fix-wheel bicycle yuh grandfather gi yuh. But mi still love yuh anyway. But "baby are you up for this, to give me all that loving so that I can turn and twist.."

Romie: Is how yuh a diss me so?

Julie: (giggles) A joke mi a mek (she turns away startled) Romie! Somebody a come, yuh better gwan before dem ketch yuh over here. Call me a work tomorrow y'hear. Bye love. (she ducks inside).

Romie: (whistling softly as he walks by the dog gnawing on a tough piece of saltfish) " dem a go tired fi see mi face "

 

[lonely_wife]

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

My husband just got called by the embassy... his passport with visa is ready and he can pick it up at anytime... I am so freaking happy right now... wow what a blessing... its an amazing feeling... I cannot believe this ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Irving]

YIPPIIIIIII LONLEY :'( :'( Tears of joy!

 

[kc416]

congrats lonely.. that is great news... soon you will be with hubby!!! I know just how great that feeling is.. i bawled tears!!

 

[lonely_wife]

thanks irving.. I am so happy right now... hubby is going to get his passport on thursday

thanks KC... I am super pumped...

I am supposed to be studying for my last exam that is at 7 tonight now i cant study at all... I am too freaking excited... OMG I need a drink to calm my nerves hahahahaha

 

[RandysGirl]

YAY LONELY I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was at the airport yesterday picking up a family member. The flight ahead of him was arriving from mobay and I could faintly imagine that one day I would be standing in that same spot waiting for my husband to come out of those doors. I swear I caught a "whiff" of Jamaica when those people walked passed me lol.

 

[canuck0469]

Congrats Lonely, awesome news. Book that ticket
chelley, love it. went to a play and I swear they musta borrowed some of those lines
Well time to beat up on ourselves a little

Men and Women one-liners.
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.

Grow your own Dope. Plant a man.

I haven't found Mr. Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

Make love, not war - hell, do both, get married!

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished...

Marriage is much like communism, it works best in theory.

Men have feelings too. . . . But who really cares.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'

My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Some say a computer is a woman, if you do something wrong, they'll remember every bit of it. Some say a computer is a man, if you had just waited one more week, you could have gotten a better model for less.

The average woman prefers brains over beauty but the average man can see better than he can think.

 

[jahlove]

Congrats lonely_wife, i share your joy with you my dear, all your lonely days and nights will soon be no more. Cogratulation honey

 

[waiting-for-a-star]

congrats Lonely, im so happy for you but i must tell you jealousy is killing me right now, but at least we know that the whole bulshit wendys mcd story is just another excuse for kingston.

they are such lazy ppl, how long does it take to sign one stinking piece of paper.

 

[brownsuga]

Congratulations Lonely!!! very happy for you. Soon you will be lonely no more

 

[ladyposh]

CONGRATS LONELY...I AM SO VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ...MORE THAN YOU CAN KNOW!!!! SO IS HUBBY GOING TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER HIS MOMS WEDDING TO COME OR WHAT?

 

[nae-nae]

CONGRATS lonely!!!

 

[CharlieD10]

Good afternoon everyone!! Hubby and I are in Negril enjoying some time with family. Heard from lonely_wife there was news, so I am updating her again. Very happy to see KG turn this one around so quickly!!

UPDATE for Lonely_wife


STATUS UPDATES

2008
NAMES DATE FILED LATEST UPDATES TOTAL TIME

Sheraig(Skilled Class) Nov 07 Doc requested and Submitted
Torontogirl June 08 Husband Landed 20 months
Maple Aug 08 HUBBY LANDED 23 Months
Missingmybaby Oct 08 HUBBY LANDED 25 Months
Sassy Nov 08 Hubby Landed 18 Months
Junor Oct 08 Husband Landed 09 months
Faithhope Nov 08 Hubby Landed 16 months
Workinprogress Nov 08 Hubby Landed 16 months
Peaceloveunity Dec 08 Hubby Landed 15 months
Mizzy Dec 08 Hubby Landed 15 months
Lonley Dec 08 Husband Landed 14 months


2009
NAMES DATE FILED LATEST UPDATES TOTAL TIME
whydotheykeep Hubby Landed 13 Months
Peni Feb 09 Wife and Child Landed 12 Months
Hatewaiting Feb 09 Hubby Landed 16 Months
Longdistance Feb 09 Hubby Landed 12 Months
Kc416 March 09 Husband Landed 7 Months
Frequent March 09 Husband Landed 6 Months
Soso April 09 Husband Landed 7 Months
Glogirl April 09 HUSBAND LANDED 19 MONTHS
Missinghubby April 09 Hubby Landed 13 Months
Stressed May 09 Hubby Landed 12 Months
soanxiouswifey May 09 LANDED
Cmom (dependant) May 09 Sponsorship approved & PR App sent
Confusedandscared June 09 Interview Done awaiting ARC
Rosemel (Quebec) June 09 HUBBY & GIRLS LANDED 18 MONTHS
Homesoon(ARC) July 09 Hubby Landed 9 Months
Helpmeplease Aug 09 Hubby Landed 5 Months
Chelley Sept 09 Hubby Landed 4 Months
Missingmyboo Sept 09 PPR
Jamwifey Oct 09 LANDED 13 Months
Ash Oct 09 AOR received(Conjugal spn)
Siron Oct 09 LANDED 9 MONTHS
Anxiouslyawait Nov 09 HUBBY LANDED
Kimore Nov 09 HUBBY LANDED 17 MONTHS
Yardie Dec 09 Meds & PCC Redo Request
M.A.L Dec 09 PPR
highlyflavoured(familyclass) Dec 09 Additional documents requested
2010

NAMES DATE FILED LATEST UPDATES TOTAL TIME
Highlyflavoured Jan 10 HUBBY LANDED 5 Months
Angella Jan 10 HUBBY LANDED 9 months
Miracle44 FEB 10 LANDED 3 MONTHS
Canuck Feb 10 WIFE LANDED 9 MONTHS
Waiting-for-a-star Feb 10 Interview March 30, 2011
KMC MAR 10 HUBBY LANDED 8 MONTHS
Virtuous MAR 10 HUBBY LANDED 7 MONTHS
KensWife MAR 10 HUBBY LANDED 7 MONTHS
Mylilangel APR 10 RPRF requested
jesusgirl APR 10 AOR Received
Mika & sick May 10 LANDED 7 MONTHS
MommyT (dependent) MAY 10 SON LANDED 7 MONTHS
NaeNae MAY 10 HUBBY LANDED 7.5 MONTHS
Child of the king MAY 10 HUBBY LANDED 8 MONTHS
Iambless June 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
Godblesswife June 10 LANDED 7.5 MONTHS
KIDD June 10 HUBBY LANDED 7.5 MONTHS
Chantol June 10 DOC REQUESTED
MrsLonely June 10 Sponsorship approved
lonely_wife June 10 VISA ISSUED
Masskendawta June 10 ORIG. DOC REQUESTED
Ramdont June 10 PPR
ebonyshine June 10 ORIG. DOC REQUESTED
brownsuga July 10 HUBBY & SON LANDED
chukie July 10 PPR
ladyposh July 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
ABA Aug 10 AOR Received
Sanchester Sept 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
Reema Sept 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
butterfly10 Sept 10 Hubby LANDED
Togirl2011 Sept 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
jahlove Sept 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
Can-Indy-Jam Oct 10 eCAS Updated to "In Process" March 17, 2011
LMF2011 Oct 10 AOR Received
Randysgirl Nov 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
proper Nov 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"
Lilmaya Dec 10 eCAS Updated to "Medicals Received"


2011
NAMES DATE FILED LATEST UPDATES TOTAL TIME
Irving Jan 2011 Sponsorship approved (30 days)
Charlie D Feb 2011 Sponsorship approval "In process" on eCAS
JAHBee Feb 2011
Smoothie Waiting to send app off (almost there!)
JAMinCAN Waiting to send app off
MrsLWSN Waiting to send app off
georgee (conjugal) Waiting to send app off
suki Getting married in March


IF I MISSED ANYONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
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[lonely_wife]

OMG thanks to everyone we are so happy... I am waiting til hubby has the passport in hand to book the ticket... I am still unsure of when hubby will be coming but I can tell you guys that hubby said that he wants to come as soon as possible he does not want to wait for his moms wedding anymore... He will talk to his mom tonight and from that will make his big decision... I really don't want to say one thing cause I don't want to get involved... I told him no matter what decision he takes to come now or stay til end of june I will support him and I am ok with it... I just dont want my mother in law to be mad at me cause my husband is an only child so its a tough call but he is a grown man... I will update you guys and let you guys know when I book it... ;D ;D ;D We are also unsure of the expiry date of the visa.. we think its july 9 but at this point we are not 100%... lets see what the next couple of days has in store for us...