Good afternoon forum family and a big welcome to our newbies. This is the slowest summer and beginning of fall that I've KG in the past few years, time to wake up KG. Let's get those that are close off to CA and make room for the next members. Hang in there maddants, things are going to happen for you very soon my brother.
A little humour......
I went to visit my aging friend right after the time changed . He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" The prostitute said, "if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
Easy Jet
Paddy calls Easy Jet to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "How do I know! It's your plane!"