Received response from MP office today.
"I spoke with our IRCC agent, who advised the application status is the same as the previous update. She confirmed that IRCC received urgent webform request. Our agent stressed the August deadline. While there are no guarantees the applications will finalize by your deadline, I hope that this may help and that you'll see progress"
Feels like a prank to me now. There are people who applied in January 2024 and already took their oath. My security and background are clear, don't know what on earth could take that long..