I think I've seen almost every office called out in at least one thread here as being the slowest
And let's bear in mind many of us only got "FP" since IP and all indications are this slows down your application, so in many ways nothing for two months may actually be good news.
Personally, I'd rather get the DM within 4 months and have to wait 2-3 for the oath (Winnipeg and likely Atlantic Provinces, maybe excluding NL) vs waiting 9-10 months for a test invite (most others).
Wait what; do you want to speed up processing so you can leave the country indefinitely and maybe not return? I'm not sure CIC would see that as a good reason - urgent processing is for people who are (generally needed?) waiting to start a job that requires it. The most famous actual example is for that person about to potentially be elected (politician) I believe ...