February 2012 Applicants - Join here!

[canadiangirl78]

I don't mean to be rude but posting in all the threads multiple times is getting a bit too much. Just post on the main page.

 

[KJG]

I don't mean to be rude but posting in all the threads multiple times is getting a bit too much. Just post on the main page.

thanks canadiangirl78!!!!!

 

[cgagnon]

thanks canadiangirl78!!!!!

I agree!

 

[canadiangirl78]

thanks canadiangirl78!!!!!

I'll probably get some more -1 for that one, LOL! But I come here for real updates and it is frustrating to see the same post over and over again.

 

[KJG]

I'll probably get some more -1 for that one, LOL! But I come here for real updates and it is frustrating to see the same post over and over again.

thank you for taking it on the chin for us.... ....

 

[canadiangirl78]

thank you for taking it on the chin for us.... ....

LOL! Anytime.

 

[ThunderSoul]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON...
Just hold on now...
Ooops, can you read this text, or is it too small? Maybe you over-read it because you'd have to squint your eyes to read it!
JUST A LIL' SECOND!
JUST A LIL' SECOND!
YOU HOLDING YET!?!??
Well I'm pretty sure you weren't able to read the text above.


Are you all ready for some news?

Come on, are you ready? I can't hear youuuu~~~~!!!

But here goes.

Received e-mail. Reads the following:

Dear Ms. <SUPER SEXY HAWT BEAST>,

Please disregard instructions received from our New Delhi office. Your file has been transferred to our office in Manila and is currently in transit from New Delhi. You will be advised of the additional processing requirements upon receipt and review of your file.

We trust this information is of assistance.

Sincerely,

Family Reunification Unit
Embassy of Canada, Manila - Ambassade du Canada, Manille
Level 6, Tower 2, RCBC Plaza
6819 Ayala Avenue
Makati City 1200, Philippines
Fax: (632) 843-1094
www.philippines.gc.ca


1) First, we must note the e-mail is in... uh... blue. How professional. I like that. My favourite colour as of today.
2) Second... yes, you guessed, I edited my wife's name and replaced it with something professional.
3) Third... yes... yes... she's a Ms., not a Mrs. ... Of course she is, we ain't married, we're all faking this marriage.
Mrs.!

Well, here's the truth:


BWHAHAWAAHAHAHA!!! BAAAAHAHAA!!!!
WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

F*CK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SAID IT OH YEAH BABY YOU SAID IT!!!!!!

WAZOO WAKA WOW WOW!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I started break-dancing in the office when I heard the news. WEWT WEW WEWT!!!

Yeah, I trust that's of ASSISTANCE.

Now, here's how the conversation tomorrow with the MP secretary is going to go:

Me: Hi.
Sec: Sup!
Me: You're a 90 year old lady, how come you talk like that?
Sec: Yoh! Don't question me, sonny! Let's do this!
Me: OK. So you know my situation.
Sec: Yes.
Me: So I brought here some papers...
Sec: I told you your wife's application is in the right visa office.
Me: But...
Sec: You don't know their intentions.
Me: So...
Sec: They know what they're doing.
Me: And...
Sec: They've been handling millions of applications.
Sec: The application is in the right visa office.
Me: It isn't. It's supposed to be in...
Sec: Sometimes they send applications to other VO's without telling you.
Me: Really? But that's not the...
Sec: Listen, I've been doing this for decades! I know better than you.
Me: Not in this case because...
Sec: Will you shut up and stop interrupting me!?
Me: *pulls VO e-mail and shows to Secretary*
Sec: *stares down at me until I walk out of the office*


WAKAZOO WAKAZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WHAT!!!

GOT REPLY! WHAT WHAT!

TAKE THAT WEECHES!

Next week:
WE RECEIVED YOUR APPLICATION!!! Please send your Passport so we can give you a VISA stamp so you can land in Canada!
-Yours truly, the Japan Visa Office.

 

[KJG]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON...
Just hold on now...
Ooops, can you read this text, or is it too small? Maybe you over-read it because you'd have to squint your eyes to read it!
JUST A LIL' SECOND!
JUST A LIL' SECOND!
YOU HOLDING YET!?!??
Well I'm pretty sure you weren't able to read the text above.


Are you all ready for some news?

Come on, are you ready? I can't hear youuuu~~~~!!!

But here goes.

Received e-mail. Reads the following:

Dear Ms. <SUPER SEXY HAWT BEAST>,

Please disregard instructions received from our New Delhi office. Your file has been transferred to our office in Manila and is currently in transit from New Delhi. You will be advised of the additional processing requirements upon receipt and review of your file.

We trust this information is of assistance.

Sincerely,

Family Reunification Unit
Embassy of Canada, Manila - Ambassade du Canada, Manille
Level 6, Tower 2, RCBC Plaza
6819 Ayala Avenue
Makati City 1200, Philippines
Fax: (632) 843-1094
www.philippines.gc.ca


1) First, we must note the e-mail is in... uh... blue. How professional. I like that. My favourite colour as of today.
2) Second... yes, you guessed, I edited my wife's name and replaced it with something professional.
3) Third... yes... yes... she's a Ms., not a Mrs. ... Of course she is, we ain't married, we're all faking this marriage.
Mrs.!

Well, here's the truth:


BWHAHAWAAHAHAHA!!! BAAAAHAHAA!!!!
WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

F*CK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SAID IT OH YEAH BABY YOU SAID IT!!!!!!

WAZOO WAKA WOW WOW!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I started break-dancing in the office when I heard the news. WEWT WEW WEWT!!!

Yeah, I trust that's of ASSISTANCE.

Now, here's how the conversation tomorrow with the MP secretary is going to go:

Me: Hi.
Sec: Sup!
Me: You're a 90 year old lady, how come you talk like that?
Sec: Yoh! Don't question me, sonny! Let's do this!
Me: OK. So you know my situation.
Sec: Yes.
Me: So I brought here some papers...
Sec: I told you your wife's application is in the right visa office.
Me: But...
Sec: You don't know their intentions.
Me: So...
Sec: They know what they're doing.
Me: And...
Sec: They've been handling millions of applications.
Sec: The application is in the right visa office.
Me: It isn't. It's supposed to be in...
Sec: Sometimes they send applications to other VO's without telling you.
Me: Really? But that's not the...
Sec: Listen, I've been doing this for decades! I know better than you.
Me: Not in this case because...
Sec: Will you shut up and stop interrupting me!?
Me: *pulls VO e-mail and shows to Secretary*
Sec: *stares down at me until I walk out of the office*


WAKAZOO WAKAZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WHAT!!!

GOT REPLY! WHAT WHAT!

TAKE THAT WEECHES!

Next week:
WE RECEIVED YOUR APPLICATION!!! Please send your Passport so we can give you a VISA stamp so you can land in Canada!
-Yours truly, the Japan Visa Office.

*****insert happy dance here for TS***** yippee yahooo ******insert nice cool long drink***** congrats TS!!!!! whew is right!!!!!

 

[Deficient]

Love it! Really glad for you that it is finally (in theory) heading towards the right office now.

 

[canadiangirl78]

Ahhh - that made my day!!! I laughed at the Japan bit. Ok laughed at all of it. Told you it wouldn't take long FS. I'm very happy for you.

 

[ThunderSoul]

Thanks everyone for your reply!

I can't wait to hear confirmation it has arrived in Manila!

I so need a holiday. :|

If they do get it, I hope she'll get a VISA before October cuz that's when her medical expires and I can get 3 weeks vacation from work and I want the spend them at the appropriate time...

*cross fingers* Manila VO, please. Mars is too far away.

 

[cgagnon]

Thanks everyone for your reply!

I can't wait to hear confirmation it has arrived in Manila!

I so need a holiday. :|

If they do get it, I hope she'll get a VISA before October cuz that's when her medical expires and I can get 3 weeks vacation from work and I want the spend them at the appropriate time...

*cross fingers* Manila VO, please. Mars is too far away.

OMG you had me ROFL with tears in my eyes...nobody else understands the humor behind you message that is not going through this frustration!!!I would make a copy of it and frame it..then the secretary could hang it on the wall next to other fails!!!

 

[tsjunx]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON...

I was just telling my wife TS has been quiet let me check if there's news and voila!! yay! So happy for u!! Finally getting to the right place!!

 

[canadiangirl78]

Thanks everyone for your reply!

I can't wait to hear confirmation it has arrived in Manila!

I so need a holiday. :|

If they do get it, I hope she'll get a VISA before October cuz that's when her medical expires and I can get 3 weeks vacation from work and I want the spend them at the appropriate time...

*cross fingers* Manila VO, please. Mars is too far away.

You'll get the visa before October. Have I been wrong yet?

 

[Yasmine_GRL]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON...
Next week:
WE RECEIVED YOUR APPLICATION!!! Please send your Passport so we can give you a VISA stamp so you can land in Canada!
-Yours truly, the Japan Visa Office.

I laughed so hard! )) I'm happy things are getting back in order for you!! Have fun at the appointment! )