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LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE TO ACCRA STRESS « Reply #10524 on: May 12, 2012, 04:57:25 am » Quote > >PATERNITY MATTER >> >> Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not >> your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father. >> >> Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with...

Haha...Lafin tym...Naija mentality...Every softdrinkx are called mineral...All fatherx came 1st while at skul...India beat Nigeria 99--1 bcox dball wx turnin in2 lion...If ur wealth start reducin na ur village pipo dey do u....Rice nd stew every sunday afternoon.....Every comodity outside...

Haha...Lafin tym...Naija mentality...Every softdrinkx are called mineral...All fatherx came 1st while at skul...India beat Nigeria 99--1 bcox dball wx turnin in2 lion...If ur wealth start reducin na ur village pipo dey do u....Rice nd stew every sunday afternoon.....Every comodity outside...

Man discovered COLORS & invented PAINT Woman got inspired from PAINT & invented MAKEUP Man discovered WORD & invented CONVERSATION Women got inspired frm CONVERSATION & invented GOSSIP Man discverd AGRICULTURE & invented FOOD Women got inspired from FOOD & invented DIET Man discovered FRIENDSHIP...

Once MR start rolling in, we won't even have the time to count. Lol So let the MR Start rolling oooooooooooo

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY. CONGRATULATIONS

Diamond x plus MR equal to PPR. Congratulations

In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following: . 1)He who fights n run away? Akpos: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am. 2)A rolling stone? Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3) He who lives in a glass house? Akpos: Na rich politician e go be. 4)A stitch in...

URGENT JOB VACANCY!!!! If u r over 18, u hv a valid ID, You can Speak either English, Yoruba or Igbo. You are looking for a 9am-4pm job, with net salary of $250,000 USD and above per month, weekly allowance of $ 20,000 USD and above. Remember, no working during weekends,and you only get to...

@gel003, I hail oooooooooooo. Since accra no wan put smile for our faces now, we get to make ourselves smile. Accra must do something this week.

Best selling books in town!!! 1.Beauty tips by OBJ, 2.The value of family planning by Tuface, 3.How to live in peace by Boko Haram, 4. How to have a long lasting marriage by Kim Kardashin, 5.Say NO to corruption by James Ibori, 6.My love for america by Osama Bin Laden, 7.How to write n speak...

Langhing Gas! A Father said to his son; Here comes your teacher, you missed school today, Go and hide, i will lie to him. :O. The little Boy replied;*nerd* Papa, don't worry, i took an excuse that you died last week tuesday, go and hide, so that I will not be a liar! =)) Who sharp pass?

@ egrace62 , this is the beginning of many good things to come. Congratulations

Teacher to students: Who can make a sentence with 'GO'? (All hands were up) "Ok....Ok" said the teacher. "Yes, Harvey" Harvey: I wan go market. Teacher: U are an idiot! Will u correct urself right away??!! Harvey: Ok sir, I no dey go again

A wealthy man who had only one daughter. Whenthe daughter was of marriage age, the father sentnews around town that all the eligible young menshould come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some...

The MR is working it's way upwards! Are you there people? Buckle up, the baptism of fire has just started!!

The MR is working it's way upwards! Are you there people? Buckle up, the baptism of fire has just started!!

A nurse friend in one of the clinics in Lagos routinely asked applicants coming for medicals when they applied and one said January 2011.

An Igbo man had no wife, no kid, no money, no house, and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God was moved by his prayers and told him to make only one wish that will be granted. D Igbo man prayed thus " God l want ma mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my daughter,s hands in our...

My eyes no gree sleep , plenty wonderful things happen today . My radio dey play this song................ Molowo molowo molowo noni Mo nawo mo nawo noni ah ah Baba God noni ah ah (Repeat chorus 2ce) Na Baba noni true true.