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@forsure, what am saying is that how comes no m2/3 on our forum have receive MR if accra is really dishing out MR??????????

@isy, Am very sure the people coming to pay are all mi1 applicants. Believe me when i say accra have not given MR to any mi2/3.

This is the time to pour my anger, no m2/3 have even gone into inprocess. Accra is just keeping quiet and the silent is killing. God help us all.

3 men took their wives 2 hospital 4 delivery,shortly a nurse came out & ask who is Joseph,who works wit 3crown?Congrats,ur wife delivered 3 bouncing babies. 2nd call,who is John who works wt 7up congrats,ur wife delivered 7 bouncing babies.3rdcall,no response,where is d 3rd man? Receptnist said...

August ,August ,August. Hmmmmmmmmmmm

God bless everybody, I don't know when MR will come, all I know is that we all [m2/3] will celebrate a white christmas ijn, Amen

@ Omo Naija, na happy application birthday, wishing it speedy processing. Lol

My people I hail oooooooooooo, today mark a year that my application was received by nova scotia. The first three months was predictable[ PER]. Now all I do is pray ,hope and wait. God help us all. Amen

Mr Akpors David&Mr Ambali Micheal were lost in the Sahara desert. They were dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque. Mr Akpors David said: "Let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I'm going to call myself 'Ahmed'". Mr Ambali Micheal refused to change...

Isn't it strange how N500 seem like such a large amount when we give it as offering, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie? Isn't it strange that you can't...

@ Mandie, I share your view on this, I just pray accra will smile on us Soonest.

May his gentle soul rest in peace. Amen

Fight After Exam. ''Sani and Aliyu dey scatter figth outside examination hall.......othe r classmate dey shout wetin happen na ! weitin happen na !!! ... Aliyu:This ldiot copy me for exam! Sani: copy wetin! i no write anything na , na blank sheet i submit!!!! Aliyu: una don see am! Na blank...

I love this Naija forum, please don't ask me WHY. LOL

WAFFI ENGLISH REMAINS EXOTIC!!! MUM: Akpos dat fish and meat don boil? AKPOS: yes malee. MUM: abeg implicate salt and maggi, attach oil, pepper and sentence d crayfish, then involve the leaves, after 10mins discharge d pot from fire...U dey hear me so? AKPOS: yes malee ..Shoo dis soup go good 2...

Angry husband is not happy with his wife. So he send a message to his mother-in-law:"Your product is not matching with my requirements" The smart mother-in-law replies:"Warranty expired, manufacturer not liable nor responsible after seal is broken.... Lol

Mallam Osman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report Bank Manager: But I warned u 2 be careful with your cheque book mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature. Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my...

How can Nigeria Agricultural sector grow when anytime it rains, our youths screams''weather for two''.......ins tead of going out side to plant yam. Hahahahahahaha

@ Ikemba Hahahahahaha, which title be that? The waiting is becoming unbecoming [make I speak girama small] so person need to dey laff always and I need to share am with my fellow canadians in ghana and Naija. Gbam

Mama Ig, them say warri no dey carry last. I RECEIVE IT, I RECEIVE IT, I RECEIVE IT, I RECEIVE IT, I RECEIVE IT, I RECEIVE IT, I RECEIVE IT IJMN