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A law student failed his exams&was not ready to accept it, he therefore met the professor&decided to make a deal with him. Sir, do u consider yourself knowledgeable about law? He replied: absolutely, otherwise i won't lecture on the subject. Student: if u can answer this question, i will agree...

Dear my MI 2/3 friends, if this Canadian journey is for the rich, how many of us would have been able to apply? Instead of whining and complaining, we should give thanks to God for he has brought us this far. The MR will come! The PPR will come! The landing we will do!

Two little boys stole a bag of Orange from their Neighbor & Decided 2 go 2 a Calm Place 2 share it. One of them suggested d nearby Cemetery. As they were Jumping d big gate 2 enter d Cemetery, 2 Oranges fell out of d bag behind d gate but they did't bother 2 pick them since they had enough in d...

"Conversation between the N1000 and N10 A well-worn One Thousand Naira note and a similarly distressed Ten Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels...

On a wedding day, the pastor asked the usual question: "Anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now or forever remain silent". A young man raised his hand. Seeing him, the bride fainted and when she was revived, the pastor asked the man, "why did you...

Lion of the TRIBE OF JUDAH, WHO FIT put am for zoo. He broke the law of physics, he walked on water. He broke the law of chemistry, he turned water to wine. He broke the law of economics(diminishing returns) he fed the multitude with five loaves of bread and two fishes. He broke the law of...

@ alfpharm, Instead of getting our selves worked up in the name of waiting for accra to send us MR. We need to smile and wait for MR,, so I have taken it upon myself[ with God by my side oooooooooooo] to make us smile . Smiling all the way to our MR. Gbam

A Policeman arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500. The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note, The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change..

When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, "What is life about?" I found the answer in my room...the fan said, "Be cool." The roof said, "Aim high." The window said, "See the world!" The clock said, "Every minute is precious." The mirror said, "Reflect before you act." The calendar said, "Be...

We are hungry and thirsty for MR ooooooooooooo

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I am just imagining when an mi2 or 3 will post on this forum that she/he has received medicals. Hmmmmmmmmmmm , lets wait and see

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop me o! "The driver nodded and then sheshouted again" my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded' YES MA.' On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never...

@Mandie, U know say you be my personal person and since life na turn by turn, we are next on the line. Person wey raise other people hand up dey equally raise him own hand

Avo is super hot now, hope it continues like this . Congratulations to Daysey, Jedidiah, Ajibade and Kpoki77.

@ Ikemba, me and mufu daughter no marry again , since additional family info no include inlaws. I been wan marry mufu daughter because of visa but I don change my mind. Gbam

An igbo man on his dying bed surrounded by his family members. His last words to his wife. Nne, were is chukwudi?,in tears she replies,he is here. he goes on,were is chukwuebuka?,he is here,she replies. Adaobi nko?,she is here,chibuike?h e is here,she answers. In seriour pain he asked again wat...

@alpharm, Hip hip hip, MR. Happy birthday, your next birthday will be a white one.

A Boy was sitting outside his Father's House eating chocolate bars. A Man was sitting close to him. The Boy ate six, as he was about to eat the seventh bar the man said; Do you know chocolate will spoil your teeth and even make you fat?. The Boy said; My grandfather lived 110 years. The Man...

By the time accra begin dish out MR; the complain go stop. shikena