I totally get your situation. But I think we should give you a realistic assessment. You can try to apply for urgent processing, but I would say 99.9% it will be rejected and it seems that everyone else agrees. Again, I understand that this is an issue for you, but that doesn't change my assessment of the situation.
The biggest issue is: You currently have the job. Even ignoring all other problems, you need FACTUAL proof that you will lose your job if you don't get citizenship ASAP. So the very least would be a letter from your company that assures that 100% you will lose your job if you don't get citizenship ASAP. I doubt they would write such a letter. And that wouldn't be enough in itself, anyways.