Ok ladies, this may help! Sorry Baloo, although I am sure you can find the humour in it! Oh and forgive me, this has nothing to do with immigrations, however it is meant to make light of the madness we are going through!
Words for Women to Live By!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15
days...where does time go).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They all know me
here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you
walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with
vodka and ice.
12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married
man there is some woman who is tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
14. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a
daughter who thinks she's wrong.
