I know exactly how you are feeling. I am in Canada too, I do have a Sask license, so I can drive, but I'm sick and tired of not working and feeling like a burden. My Partner is so stressed about it all, I can't really talk to him about it anymore so this forum is a lifeline. When we applied the average was 6-8 months, even worst case we were looking at 11 months official processing. As a year is fast approaching with no communication or movement, it does feel like we have been forgotten, I agree. I remind myself that we are lucky we can apply for PR, but sometimes it doesn't help lift the mood.
I considered (briefly) pulling and going inland, especially when the pilot work permit project was announced, but all things considered it just wasn't the thing to do. Knowing my luck, the pilot work permit scheme would be pulled the moment I did this anyway! I take comfort in knowing it's not just my application that has come to a grinding halt. I just hope there is a spurt before the inevitable summer vacation slow down... although how you slow down something at that speed even more is a very good question!