I'm not the religious type. I understand that others are -- so I am respectful of their beliefs. To me, god's been waiting to strike me down for years now -- I'm inventive WRT avoidance

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Ha ha I wonder why you think you are worst than many!!!!
I don't know the God you make mention, but the one I worship , oh!!! He is all loving, all wonderful, all gentle all powerful and if He wanted to strike you, all the world including Trump , wouldn't be able to stand in His way.
Mercy isn't much of a characteristic found in the ordinary man, but before a Just God???? All can come, ANYTIME!!!
I'll admit, I think they should have picked you up when they were convinced you're from the Afghan police

. It was a first for me, but they work so quickly sometimes, that simple funny errors like that happen. Responding to them, advising that they are very wrong will usually raise an eyebrow. No apology of course. But you get the chance to laugh