Ontario Sucks! Sing along

[aghijan]

I hate the SkyDome and the CN Tower too;
I hate Nathan Philips Square and the Ontario Zoo!
The rent's too high,
The air's unclean,
The beaches are dirty,
And the people are mean!
And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum!
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork!
They dress real bad and they think they're New York...
In Toronto . . . !
Ontario . . . oh-oh!
"You know . . . now that I think about it, I pretty much hate all of Ontario!"
"Yeah! Me too!"

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa,
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa!
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck,
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks!

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney!
He beat me up and he stole my pants
And he put me in a tree!
I went to see the Maple Leafs
And got hit in the head with a puck.

"Uh I don't even know how they did it . . . I mean, I was playin' the organ at the time!"
(And Alan Thicke sucks!)

Ontario . . . oh-oh-oh sucks.

"Come to think of it, I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!"
"Well except Alberta!"
"Oh yeah, of course I love Alberta! Lot's of cows, rocks, trees and dirt . . . mmmmoo moo moo!"

But . . . I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is . . . too small.
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank;
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall!
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad!
Ontario sucks . . . Ontario sucks.

"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre! Isn't that stupid?!"

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old!
And as for the territories . . .
They're too cold!

"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
'Cause Alberta . . . a-a
Doesn't suck!
But Calgary does . . . !

 

[BCguy]

BOOOOOO,just kidding Alberta is good because its beside the Best Place on Earth,Yay Beautiful British Columbia

 

[aghijan]

I guess we should wait to see where in Canada really sucks. LOL

 

[AlberMex]

You are sooo bitter....

 

[martha marita]

well. i am not sure thats necessary! i will be heading for ontario. been there and am planning to buy a property God willing as its way cheaper than in albata

 

[BCguy]

But NO JOBS

 

[Leon]

But NO JOBS

That's why property is cheaper

 

[BCguy]

Thats true,We must love Ontario for providing people to work for us,Bless Ontario for providing workers to Alberta to keep their economy booming so that they can spend it in BC,I love Ontario now,If there wasnt a Toronto,People would not appreciate Vancouver as much,You right Cheaper Real Estate

 

[Leon]

And I don't know for sure that housing is really less expensive in ON, at least not in Toronto. I lived there briefly when I came to Canada and I was renting a bachelor for 675 a month and this was about 6 years ago. When I arrived in Edmonton, you could find bachelors starting at $400 and you can still find them today for 600 if you look hard.

 

[ghiaskhan]

Visit Ontario. Its indeed a good and prosperus province. There are many small and big cities apart from Toronto. Kingston,Lodon,Ottawa,Peterborough,Windsor, Sarnia and Niagra are beatiful cities.
www.2ontario.com

 

[BCguy]

Ontario is a nice prosperous province with nice scenery,nice people but still is a HAVE NOT PROVINCE,a category of poorer provinces who recieve transfer payments from the Federal Goverment like Quebec,New Brunswick etc which are SUBSIDIZED by richer provinces like BC,Alberta,Newfoundland etc.We love them them thats why we SUBSIDIZE them,Ontario Provincial Goverment will have 1 Billion Dollar Deficit this year,So We are happy to help them out since They helped out the poorer provinces when they USED TO BE a Have Province

 

[martha marita]

Having leaved in London, Toronto is much like london. Its the nearest city to settle from the toronto pearson airport. I have been to London Ontario, and didnt like it much. I love kitchener, a very candy and nice to place to leave in. Probably I am swaved by all that because all my family live in Kitchener, Ontario. They work between kitchener and waterloo.

Its true renting in kitchener is cheap but in kitchener, waterloo is a bit expensive. All i need is a car to take me around.

Best of luck all who have not decided where to settle.

Love canada!

 

[SAM6]

Dear All ALBERTA LOVERS

I am a professional hotelier ( backed with over 15 years experience) will be settling next summer , where is the best places to rent and work?

Salute

 

[BCguy]

What Province has Tourism as its 2nd Major Industry and has a shortage of hospitality workers?What has the No 1 Island Tourism Destination,in North America ,What province has one of the top 3 Most beautiful Cities on EARTH.Hint Provincial motto is THe Best Place on Earth.Its thebProvince Albertans and Ontario People goto for Vacation,Quebec doesnt count because its a separate nation

 

[cchabert]

Also home of the 2010 Winter Olympics with no much snow as Alberta