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Lessons of Life - 3
Logical? Contradictory? Hearsay? Oh come on - just have fun...
1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly - 'coz u r a good person -- is like expecting the lion not to attack u - 'coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it!
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance & what clothes we wear - but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow & see the adulation!
4. "Don't walk as if you rule the world - walk as if you don't care who rules the world". That's called Attitude. Keep on rocking!
This is a favourite...
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did AND is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
6. He was a good man... He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond full of Crocodiles. He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the gators!
8. So many options for suicide... Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks etc.? But we chose Marriage instead - Slow but Sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have Girlfriends!
10. All things desirable in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!
11. "10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving". This makes it logical that the 'other' 90% of accidents are due to driving in 'full senses', isn't it?
12. U want & u get, that's luck. U want and u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. U want, u wait and u don't compromise, that is SUCCESS!
Life Rocks !
Qorax
Logical? Contradictory? Hearsay? Oh come on - just have fun...
1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly - 'coz u r a good person -- is like expecting the lion not to attack u - 'coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it!
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance & what clothes we wear - but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow & see the adulation!
4. "Don't walk as if you rule the world - walk as if you don't care who rules the world". That's called Attitude. Keep on rocking!
This is a favourite...
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did AND is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
6. He was a good man... He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond full of Crocodiles. He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the gators!
8. So many options for suicide... Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks etc.? But we chose Marriage instead - Slow but Sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have Girlfriends!
10. All things desirable in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!
11. "10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving". This makes it logical that the 'other' 90% of accidents are due to driving in 'full senses', isn't it?
12. U want & u get, that's luck. U want and u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. U want, u wait and u don't compromise, that is SUCCESS!
Life Rocks !
Qorax