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Weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane but pefrect mnid...
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

wowwww i tooo can read this!!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p

If yuo cna raed tihs, rebebmer yuo aer metalny peferctly sunod... Adn yuo aer fit fro teh Cadanian PR aslo, wow!!! Azanimg, ins't it?

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Quotable Quotes

"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems that we might encounter during the course of the event."
(The BOSS to his Team Members)


"This event is so important we can't let events that are more important interfere with it."
(The GM to his Managers)


"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
(The Operations Manager during his Shift Meetings)


"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(The Director-PR@one of his board meetings)


"We know that is a communication problem, but we are not going to discuss it within this office."
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And lastly the best quote from the Boss:
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A baby mosquito came back after flying the first time.
His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"

Now that’s what is called Positive Attitude
 

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qorax said:
And lastly the best quote from the Boss:
"Teamwork is everyone doing what I say."
(Uh, no doubts there, Sir!)
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Qorax
Very true!!
 

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DETERMINATON
In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before.
Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built.
Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and began to build their dream bridge.
The project started well, but when it was only a few months underway a tragic accident on the site took the life of John Roebling. Washington was injured and left with a certain amount of brain damage, which resulted in him not being able to walk or talk or even move.

"We told them so."
"Crazy men and their crazy dreams."
"It`s foolish to chase wild visions."

Everyone had a negative comment to make and felt that the project should be scrapped since the Roeblings were the only ones who knew how the bridge could be built. In spite of his handicap Washington was never discouraged and still had a burning desire to complete the bridge and his mind was still as sharp as ever.
He tried to inspire and pass on his enthusiasm to some of his friends, but they were too daunted by the task. As he lay on his bed in his hospital room, with the sunlight streaming through the windows, a gentle breeze blew the flimsy white curtains apart and he was able to see the sky and the tops of the trees outside for just a moment.
It seemed that there was a message for him not to give up. Suddenly an idea hit him. All he could do was move one finger and he decided to make the best use of it. By moving this, he slowly developed a code of communication with his wife.
He touched his wife's arm with that finger, indicating to her that he wanted her to call the engineers again. Then he used the same method of tapping her arm to tell the engineers what to do. It seemed foolish but the project was under way again.
For 13 years Washington tapped out his instructions with his finger on his wife's arm, until the bridge was finally completed. Today the spectacular Brooklyn Bridge stands in all its glory as a tribute to the triumph of one man's indomitable spirit and his determination not to be defeated by circumstances. It is also a tribute to the engineers and their team work, and to their faith in a man who was considered mad by half the world. It stands too as a tangible monument to the love and devotion of his wife who for 13 long years patiently decoded the messages of her husband and told the engineers what to do.
Perhaps this is one of the best examples of a never-say-die attitude that overcomes a terrible physical handicap and achieves an impossible goal.

Often when we face obstacles in our day-to-day life, our hurdles seem very small in comparison to what many others have to face. The Brooklyn Bridge shows us that dreams that seem impossible can be realised with determination and persistence, no matter what the odds are.

Even the most distant dream can be realized with determination and persistence.
 

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Ashraf, a Pakistani child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio

"What is your name?" - asked the teacher.

"Ashraf". . .. - answered the kid.

"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher.

In the evening, Ashraf returned home.
"How was your day, Ashraf?" - asked his mother.

"My name is not Ashraf. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
- and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Ashraf returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

Well madam, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Pakistani's At home."
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nevilraval said:
Dear Friends,

Let us respect Mr Quorax who has started this forum to" heal the world " and not to " seal the world " by somebody's personal opinion or thoughts.

Rather than to be patriotic to some particular country,let's be global and think global.Let us be patritic to our universe.The world has become too small and accessible easily so that the smallest good deeds you do anywhere will fetch good results to this earth regardless to the different places.

So Pl. be united.

Thanks,

Nevil
You could'nt be more right. Totally agree with you.

GOD BLESS ALL.

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> If you buy things you do not need, soon you have to sell things you need..!!

> Don't save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings..!!

> Never test the depth of the River with both feet..!!
 

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A group of Donkeys led by a Lion can defeat a group of Lions led by a Donkey..!!
 

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nevilraval said:
Dear Friends,

Let us respect Mr Quorax who has started this forum to" heal the world " and not to " seal the world " by somebody's personal opinion or thoughts.

Rather than to be patriotic to some particular country,let's be global and think global.Let us be patritic to our universe.The world has become too small and accessible easily so that the smallest good deeds you do anywhere will fetch good results to this earth regardless to the different places.

So Pl. be united.

Thanks,

Nevil
 

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This a smart one...worth forwarding endlessly...cheers ! ! !

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United
Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from Pakistan began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell
you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good
opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the
rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his
clothes had vanished. An Indian had stolen them.'

The Indian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you
talking about? The Indians weren't there then, India was only formed in 1947.'

The Pakistani representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that
clear, I will begin my speech. And they say Kashmir belongs to them'.

Hope everyone has a great Eid.
 

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There r some real good ones here on this page... Thanx Nevil, Lakhvinder & DreamsCanada!
 

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HI qORAX
I sent u a private msg

plz reply

thx
 

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home1 said:
This a smart one...worth forwarding endlessly...cheers ! ! !

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United
Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from Pakistan began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell
you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good
opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the
rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his
clothes had vanished. An Indian had stolen them.'

The Indian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you
talking about? The Indians weren't there then, India was only formed in 1948.'

The Pakistani representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that
clear, I will begin my speech. And they say Kashmir belongs to them'.

Hope everyone has a great Eid.
Hi brother,

U changed the names of the nations from the original msg, but overlooked to change the date.

BTW, why rake in unnecessary issues? Aren't we part of the global human race? Don't we have the same fluid in our veins, the same walnut in our head & defecate thru the same hole - which smells as bad as everyone's?

Qorax
 

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HI qORAX
I sent u a private msg

plz reply

thx
Hi,

Just returned home & checking my mails one by one - this was the first. I'll come to yours soon.

Qorax