NEW DELHI - 2013 APPLICANTS.

[SN0206]

Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg got decision made ......just checked
I m so so so happy
Plz ndvo send my passport with Siny visa

wow congratss!!! lol you must be veryy excited for pp with the shiny visa.. hopefully you get it soon.

 

[SN0206]

OMG OMG .....My Wife got Decision made

Thats great news for you! Congratsss! Wish you a speedy pp with the shiny visa.

 

[abhishekgoel007]

As we all are waiting for our visas and going through the pain of living without our partners. here are some stupid jokes to make you laugh

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

 

[abhishekgoel007]

A suicide bomber enters a
PET store : - " EVERYONE HAS
1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE
PET STORE !!! "
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Turtle : "Haramkhor!!"

 

[SN0206]

As we all are waiting for our visas and going through the pain of living without our partners. here are some stupid jokes to make you laugh

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

LOL!!!!! What a joke!!!
thanks for that.. you are so cool.

 

[angelish]

Fourth Week of January 2014

Monday, Jan 20
NDVO call- roop sohi (to fly before Feb 12, May 30)
DM- Garry sidhu (Feb 18, pick up pp from Chandigarh VO)
PP returned- Money (May1), nn1707 (19 Nov 2012), Myrah7 (Apr 19), Flying Monkey (June 3)
Interviews- mum_girl (interview today and pp stamped with visa and returned right away, Jan 7)

Tuesday, Jan 21
SA- abhishekgoel007 (Dec 17)
In Process- kiran88 (May 29), SP1990 (May 29), PW87 (June 3)
NDVO email- chams (for remedicals, Dec 27), canucks (interview date given March 12, May 27)
DM- Tejas_s (May 16)
PP returned- suban (Jan 7), Garry sidhu (Feb 18)

Wednesday, Jan 22
PR card received- manuvirk (April 16, Landed Nov 13)
Interviews- Anishka (Jan 5), beant1923 (Jan 3), satrup (pp returned and ADR, Mar 27)
PPR- Mr. Singh1384 (Mar 24)
PP returned- miss_b (May 2), Hitler (March), Desi_Romeo (May 28), Robin_Pandey (Apr 26)

Thursday, Jan 23
PPR- sunsweet (Nov 6), vikasgandhi (Dec 3)
Medicals received- Miracle of Jesus (after case specific/MP inquiry, May 16)
DM- tarang (April 18)
PP returned- roop sohi (May 30)

Friday, Jan 24
Medicals received- SC89 (April 25)
PP returned- tired_of_the_wait (May 15)

Saturday, Jan 25
PPR- cad_pup
In Process- Anishka (Jan 5, interview done Jan 22), amit250486 (May 27)

Sunday, Jan 26

(Anyone had any updates I missed, please let me know so I can add you here)

u missed mine...i got IP on 25 jan and DM on 2 feb

 

[magessss]

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Thank you for making us laugh, I wish our visas come fast as I cannot take anymore of this pain. Another weekend passed away without DM for me.

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Why I Hate C.I.D Sad
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

 

[abhishekgoel007]

LOL!!!!! What a joke!!!
thanks for that.. you are so cool.

lolz thanks buddy

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Boy:
Mujhe 1 Bottle Blood Dedo.
Nurse: Blood Group Bolo.
Boy: Koi Bhi Chalega.
Nurse: Kaise Chalega?
Boy: Girlfriend Ko Love Letter
Likhna Hai.Tongue
hahahahahh Geo Boyz

 

[abhishekgoel007]

‎22 years girl ne ek chhote se baby ke gaal pe kiss kar diya
GIRL: oh sorry tumhare gaal pe lipstick lag gai
BABY:kuch acha karne sedaag lagte hai to daag ache hain......

 

[angelish]

Wow too many OMGs.....thats so quick dm.for you. Congratssss!!! Hopefully you get pp with the shiny visa soon!

thank u sooo muh
i m soo happy i could right more OMGs...lol

 

[abhishekgoel007]

SANTA-Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai,
kya khilate ho ?

BANTA-Are ye kamina sher hi hai,saale ko Canada immigrate hona tha, NDVO ke chakkar me pad gaya shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Lolz its a gud one...

Teacher:Kaun si chidiya sabse tez udti hai??
Student:Haathi.
Teacher:Nalayak tera baap kya karta hai??
Student: D Company me Shooter hai.
Teacher:Shabash!! Bikul sahi jawab hai.