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[Tagum-N.B.]

oh who is making that awfull noise oh its me again

 

[Steph C]

Actually the in the main Tagalog thread about a month ago there was a wave of emails to various people about the COA and everyone was wondering what it was and why they were getting it (some people even had visas already). It turns out it is just an orientation seminar and unlike the CFO seminar is completely voluntary. My wife will be skipping it as I think most people are.

Yeah I got an email about the COA the day of his flight and almost lost my shit. Seeing an email from CEM is always nerve wracking and I thought we had forgotten something.

 

[CanadianJeepGuy]

Yeah !!!! We caught 4 crabs. 1 Dungeness and 3 red rock. And enough Pacific Ball Lice to serve in garlic butter as an appetiser. I think they're called Coon Shrimp around here.

I also caught 3 giant Dungeness, all girls. They were big ladies, had to throw them back.. he cooked the keepers up in Coconut with squash and beans and the whole family enjoyed a crab feed and Red Horse which I found in the liquor store ($3 for a 500ml a can!!! ouch!)

We are going back today! He is hooked on crab fishing. We are expanding our empire. More traps.. and this time we will bring 2 kayaks not 1 to place the traps far off the dock.

I'm sure there is a National Geographic reality show somewhere in your future.

 

[Steph C]

Does anyone know rite off hand what is the best thing for a woman to drink b4 the medical to pass the urine test,,,,,is it young coconut milk or is there something better

Actually yeah, drink a few shots of vinegar, it will shut down your kidneys for a bit and you will pass the drug test.. is your wife a pot head?

 

[Steph C]

Don't you bother coming to the east coast and cutting in on my mackerel schools,,,,im sure my wife will enjoy eating them

OMG makerel.. I remember one freak year when the current brought tons of the suckers.. yum we started to smoke them, wow were they ever good.

 

[Steph C]

I'm sure there is a National Geographic reality show somewhere in your future.

Ah yes.. deadliest catch.. dock wars with all the other Asians trying to crab

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

Actually yeah, drink a few shots of vinegar, it will shut down your kidneys for a bit and you will pass the drug test.. is your wife a pot head?

no she is pure,,,i taught her tanduay ice

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

Actually yeah, drink a few shots of vinegar, it will shut down your kidneys for a bit and you will pass the drug test.. is your wife a pot head?

its not for drugs,,,,,,

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

. We are expanding our empire. More traps.. and this time we will bring 2 kayaks not 1 to place the traps far off the dock.

WHATS THAT LINE FOR,,,,well this half of the island is my half, and you can stay on the other half,,,,MY SIDE IS THE GOOD HALF,,,,JUST SMILE AND WAVE

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

WHATS THAT LINE FOR,,,,well this half of the island is my half, and you can stay on the other half,,,,MY SIDE IS THE GOOD HALF,,,,JUST SMILE AND WAVE

STEPH,,,,,,why do u have a licence to fish,,,,,it is free to fish with line in the salt water,,,,at least it is here

 

[Steph C]

STEPH,,,,,,why do u have a licence to fish,,,,,it is free to fish with line in the salt water,,,,at least it is here

There's so many regs here. Provincial controls lakes, federal controls ocean. We need a saltwater license to harvest anything including shellfish, it's about 30 plus there are add ons like a salmon sticker is $7 it's more complicated than getting ur CFo sticker. If we wanted to fish from the lake the license would be an additional $40.

 

[scos]

OMG makerel.. I remember one freak year when the current brought tons of the suckers.. yum we started to smoke them, wow were they ever good.

Wow, that must have gotten you pretty wasted eh?

"The colours! The colours!"

 

[CanadianJeepGuy]

If a crab gets a sexually transmitted disease do they call it "humans"?

Crab#1: You know I finally got lucky with that sexy little mollusk on reef 5.

Crab#2: You lucky fooker. I've been dying to get a pincer in her shell....

Crab#1: I dunno how lucky I was. The next day my gonopods were itching like crazy and when I took a closer look I was covered in humans.

Crab#2: Geez that really sucks. Whatcha do about it?

Carb#1: I went to see the doctorpus and he gave me a cream and told me to refrain from unprotected shelling for 6 to 8 weeks.

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

If a crab gets a sexually transmitted disease do they call it "humans"?

Crab#1: You know I finally got lucky with that sexy little mollusk on reef 5.

Crab#2: You lucky fooker. I've been dying to get a pincer in her shell....

Crab#1: I dunno how lucky I was. The next day my gonopods were itching like crazy and when I took a closer look I was covered in humans.

Crab#2: Geez that really sucks. Whatcha do about it?

Carb#1: I went to see the doctorpus and he gave me a cream and told me to refrain from unprotected shelling for 6 to 8 weeks.

thatS exactly what I will do when my wife gets here,,,no sex 3 months

 

[Tagum-N.B.]

jeepguy did you obey those standards