You're so utterly clueless, it's almost cute
Really? I'll keep that in mind on my next contract to set up such systems.
No, if the CIC operates as you say, then THEY are clueless since that is a ridiculous way to handle applications. No insurance company, healthcare provider, or even retailer would handle applications that way. The VERY FIRST thing that should be done as applications are received is they should be given a file number and timestamped. Now, they apparently DID timestamp them and thus CJG has his May date, and mine shows the August date.
But then what did they do? In my case apparently NOTHING. Having that info meant they could open the apps in a FIFO order and process them. You are right, processing times may vary, and my app may take longer than another. But this wasn't the case.
They seem to have pulled apps to work on out of that pile in a "seemingly" random order (and shipped others to Ottawa also in no particular order). I KNOW they didn't even open mine till October because when I called for status (when I was overdue according to their "processing times") they said they had NO RECORD of my app in the system. Then magically 2 weeks later (after my app was late by their "working on date") I was suddenly approved (no AOR ever came). It seems my application was not so complex after all (and it wasn't).
The interesting part is they told me that they wouldn't open mine until the "Working on" date in the processing times was equal to the date they received my app. Which seems to imply some kind of FIFO processing (yet others later in August already had approvals, which meant they were opened before me) and that they were very behind ("opening" late July apps in early October). So are they lying?. After all, they say my app wasn't in the system and you seem to imply that it would have been. If they aren't lying then maybe YOU don't know how their system is working. In any case it would seem their processing is a mess.
And to say that staff may fudge numbers is hardly conspiracy talk. Have you ever read about all the scams the NHS in the UK created to make their performance numbers look better? To say such shenanigans don't exist is the height of naïveté. I vetoed the selection of a tech support company at one of my positions due to spotting such activities (which was apparent in their performance charts). As it was, their "working on" date was older than their "processing time". Hmmm...
And your comment that contacting an MP may actually delay an app is hardly a tribute to CIC. That is equivalent to complaining about your dinner in a restaurant, sending it back and having them spit in it. Yes it can happen. Yes you might be wiser not to do it. But no, the staff who spit in your food are not somehow justified. If you are suggesting that this is common then all the more reason for a major shakeup at CIC. People should have the right to good service.
I have set up a number of customer service operations and call centers in my time and I know a thing or two about how to do it PROPERLY. So I take offense to your "clueless" comment. Perhaps we are not all so stupid as to understand the issues at such a "complex" organization.