Love or Opportunity? Coffee Social

[tuyen]

Just saying.......

PS
I believe you self quoted your own post.

I fixed it...but you jumped in to reply waayy too quickly!

Go back and read the edited version.

Hmpf.

 

[tuyen]

Hello my Ladies and Tuyen!!

I'm home!!! Just came back from getting my hair all dolled up. I love getting pampered!!

Perfect example of how a guy SHOULD pay his wife/girlfriend a compliment, but would be better off saying nothing:

"I'm home!!! Just came back from getting my hair all dolled up. I love getting pampered!!

Come here...let's have a look. Ooohh...very nice! You look all purdy now!

So...I didn't look pretty before?

No...of course you did! It's not that. I just meant that you look much nicer now.

So...you're saying there was lots of room for improvement!?

No...that's not...no...I mean..."

Wife continues to glare. Husband, realizing there's no chance of saying anything good at this point, does the only thing he can. In his mind's eye, he looks up towards the havens and says, "I know I don't usually pray very often, but pleeease, if you're up there...save me, Superman!"

 

[Halfmoon]

Perfect example of how a guy SHOULD pay his wife/girlfriend a compliment, but would be better off saying nothing:

"I'm home!!! Just came back from getting my hair all dolled up. I love getting pampered!!

Come here...let's have a look. Ooohh...very nice! You look all purdy now!

So...I didn't look pretty before?

No...of course you did! It's not that. I just meant that you look much nicer now.

So...you're saying there was lots of room for improvement!?

No...that's not...no...I mean..."

Wife continues to glare. Husband, realizing there's no chance of saying anything good at this point, does the only thing he can. In his mind's eye, he looks up towards the havens and says, "I know I don't usually pray very often, but pleeease, if you're up there...save me, Superman!"

Here's what could happen when he DOESN'T say anything.


"I'm home!!! Just came back from getting my hair all dolled up. I love getting pampered!!


H: Looks and turns head back onto to TV
W: So...aren't you going to say anything?
H: What do you want me to say?
W: What do you think of my new hair? **flutters eyelashes**
H: You look the same honey
W: Really? Wow...it costed $380 with tip for the cut, color, rinse, head massage, blow dry oh and I charged it to your card baby
H: Passes out



The End.

Moral of story, men can't win.

 

[NicAnn]

Here's what could happen when he DOESN'T say anything.


"I'm home!!! Just came back from getting my hair all dolled up. I love getting pampered!!


H: Looks and turns head back onto to TV
W: So...aren't you going to say anything?
H: What do you want me to say?
W: What do you think of my new hair? **flutters eyelashes**
H: You look the same honey
W: Really? Wow...it costed $380 with tip for the cut, color, rinse, head massage, blow dry oh and I charged it to your card baby
H: Passes out



The End.

Moral of story, men can't win.

Halfmoon, you are right on target.

 

[Halfmoon]

Halfmoon, you are right on target.

;D



Wait for it.......Tuyen is carefully concocting a comeback....

I can see his head down to the keyboard with his devilish little boy smile typing a mile a second.

 

[tuyen]

;D



Wait for it.......Tuyen is carefully concocting a comeback....

Any husband who says "you look the same" is more than deserving of a $380 charge to his credit card.

 

[tuyen]

It's that time of night where we once again appreciate our blessings, and make fun of the stupids.

Click when ready.

You just KNOW he's related to this guy.

 

[Halfmoon]

Any husband who says "you look the same" is more than deserving of a $380 charge to his credit card.

See that's why we honor you as part of our sisterhood!!

 

[Halfmoon]

It's that time of night where we once again appreciate our blessings, and make fun of the stupids.

Click when ready.

Just fell off my stool....

 

[Shiny88]

See that's why we honor you as part of our sisterhood!!

lmaooo

 

[amikety]

It's that time of night where we once again appreciate our blessings, and make fun of the stupids.

Click when ready.

You just KNOW he's related to this guy.

Maybe they're brothers?

I'm going to email customer service at a jewelry store and ask them to mail me some rings and earrings.

 

[Ms Malawi]

Yay for early to Me Christmas presents!!

Halfmoon bet your looking hot... And hubby wont know what to do when you get down there!

 

[Ms Malawi]

Maybe they're brothers?

I'm going to email customer service at a jewelry store and ask them to mail me some rings and earrings.

Let me.know how it goes? Im gonna go to a flight centre for flights to Africa!!

 

[blueboom]

late to the party

If I lost my marbles every time my husband spoke to a woman, I'd probably be in jail. When we announced our engagement, he actually got hate mail from girls who were trying to get a marriage fixed with him. Good thing I didn't have any marbles to begin!

 

[tuyen]

Maybe they're brothers?

I'm going to email customer service at a jewelry store and ask them to mail me some rings and earrings.

Yeah but don't half-ass it. Do it properly. When you send the e-mail, make sure you leave absolutely NO information regarding your name or address.

If they still manage to send you a package, it shows you were truly deserving.