Good morning forum family, lets hope for a little good news yet this week
Nae, ya I really missed jumping on that palne. We originally planned on going in June but the mrs will be starting work here soon and will be hard for her to get the time off. With our stories about JA we have half my co-workers heading doiwn this month so stuck here holding down the fortt. Ah so itta go. Although I here it shouldn't stop us from sharing a little JA humour ( borrowed from lcw)
Lowering Your Phone Bill In Jamaica
The house phone bill was exceptionally high, so the man of the house called a family meeting on a Saturday morning after breakfast.
Dad: People, 'ere mi now - Dis wrong. You haffi cut back pon the long distance and cell phone calls dat unuh mekking on the house phone. De phone bill getting very high, and me not even use the house phone fi dem calls any more. Mi use the one ah mi office.
Mum: Same here. Mi hardly use de house phone, because mi mek most of those calls pon mi work phone.
Son: Me too. Mi stop use the house phone long time. Mi always use mi company mobile weh dem gimme.
Helper (Maid): So, wha de problem? Look like all ah wi a use wi work phone then!
Jamaican Helper Seeks A Pay Increase
The Jamaican helper (maid) asked for a pay increase.
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why yuh feel yuh deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh!'
Marie: 'The second reason .. ah can cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh!'
Marie: 'The third reason is that I am better in bed than you ...'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, your husband's best friend Andrew.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?'
DIS YAH OOMAN NAH WARE NOOO BAGGY !!!!!! LAWWWWD
HARD WORKING JAMAICAN POLICE
