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Good morning my forum family, Jammy you want a beet red blusher so here it comes

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! This poem is not for the faint of heart

In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.

In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.

They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.

So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!

Man oh Man, gonna get zapped for this one
 
Bahaha Canuck!!! Wait...I think the appropriate reaction should have been :o :-[ :o :-[

Still LMAO though!
 
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :o :o :o

LMAO......

Dirty just the way I like it.

You are BAD Canuck :P
 
Hi Rosemel, thge Mrs knows about the trip this time, give her something good to think about with all the challenges JA has had the past few months.
 
good afternoon everyone!!!

lmao @ canuck!!! thanks for always keeping us laughing

sick - I'm here, busy working but checking in when I can. How are you feeling? you sound much better today. I hope you are better

chelley - what's up? how's the little one doing? how did hubby make out with the pox?

jw - OMG I can imagine how excited your daughter must be!!! it's going to be an awesome Christmas for all 3 of you!!!

charlie - I changed my name after we sent in the application but I don't think it matters much for the sponsor....none the less it is exciting to have a new identity lol I just assumed hubby's last name so legally it's still my maiden name but I have changed all my ID and my passport now. It's silly but I thought it was nice to be checking into our room as Mr & Mrs XXXX for the first time on my vacation!! hubby was also excited lol ahhh small things amuse small minds lol ; )

I hope everyone is doing well....lcw where are you? are you feeling any better?

VW - I hope hubby's homecoming went well!

KG .... MORE UPDATES PLEASE!!!
 
Hi forum

Hope everyone is good, thanks for the congrats, I know any news is good from KGN! AOR still not stopping me from booking for xmas! Cant wait to see hubby & spend the season together, doubt if they will grant him b4 February (his birthday) but at least its a start.Hope the weather change by December

MORE UPDATES B4 XMAS ONLY 45 DAYS & HOPING TO GO NY FOR THANXGIVING TOO!

TAKE CARE EVERYONE
 
I know Jammy, I put myself into the naughty for the rest of the day
 
@ NAE NAE lol i wash i was im so sick i feel liek imma die
 
Nae - Yeah, I get all excited when people call me Mrs. And when I told hubby he was all for it, because he said he will feel great signing the papers seeing me using his name.

Sickn - Get some Nyquil or summin girl...Now is not a good time to be sick, especially with asthma. Nov and Dec are bad months for me too, because I have it as well. So I have been eating healthy, exercising and trying to reduce stress to keep it under control.
 
jamwifey26 said:
Any news yet MISSINGMYBABY?
nope e mail kg and as usual give me the same reply like anybody and mp dont help me at all.
 
Happy Hump Day!

Missing: Man girl. Why the hell are they taking so long. Just hang in there girl it cant be much longer.

New day new possibilities. Come on KG. You have been too quiet so far this week.

Hope you all have a great day!
 
Well good morning forum family. Yep, it's hump day and KG is as quiet as a mouse, hope they haven't hit thier quota for the year and shut down. Anyway lets hope to light up the forum before the week is out.

An Ontarian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.

"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.

"Nope", he replied.

A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”

"No, I don't", he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with
 
MORNING ALL ::)

@CHARLIE YEA I KNO RIGHT I WAS DIENNNNNNN YESTERDAY I FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER TODAY WENT TO THE DOCTOR N HE GAVE ME A LETTER TO TAKE TO THE HOSPITAL I LOOKED AT HIM IN A FUNNY WAY CAUSE I DUNNO WHO HE SENDING TO THE DAM HOSPITAL CAUSE I AM NOT GOING NO THANK U BUT IM NOT 100% BETTER BUT IM NOT AS BAD TODAY

NAE NAE WHATS UPP????

@ JAM...YO MI PACK UP MI DOULSIMEANA ALREADY MI READY

LCW, GLO, CANUCK ,ROSEMEL, HF, SHERIAG ,ANGELLA, MISSIN, KMC,..........BWOY MI A BUSS MI BRAIN FI REMEMBER EVERY ONE IF I FORGOT U SORRY BIG UP EVERY ONE DO ENJOY THE REST OF UR DAY PPL :P ;D

COME ON KINGSTON :P :P :P :P :P
 
good day ppls...im back, had a great visit wih hubby, Ja was coldddd...lol...no fan needed. We worked on our app together, discussed wat n wat he needs to look bout..so it was productive. How is everyone?
 
Update!!!! Update!!!! Update!!!!!!!

Our interview is set for November 22nd. We are so excited, but so nervous at the same time.

I am speechless.