LMAO@ ready...I had the same problem...every time I would go to Jamaica to see my husband they would give me a hard time..I had security in Jamaica stop me before check in asking me " why would a single white lady be traveling to Jamaica all by her self?" I had told them I was visiting my husband and my step children...when I returned to Canada they must have sent some type of warning to Pearson letting them now how much times I have traveled to Jamaica by myself..before leaving out of Jamaica I had a couple wray and nephews..not feeling any pain I might add, and a few friends who are Rasta's were blazin....I must have got some smoke in my closes because the customs dog was all over me...he came to sniff me sat down to alert the officer..I was "wholly SH&*!!!!! They wrote in red on my customs card and I thought I was all done until I walked through the final set of doors...WRONG...they told me I had to step aside they needed to go thru my luggage and other personal items...I told them that was cool I had nothing to hide but a scandal bag with dirty panties that were just rinsed out not time to actually WASH them..LOL Anyways they swabbed my sunglasses, wedding rings, suitcase, cell phone EVERYTHING I felt violated...come to next stage and they asked me if I could step in a room so the could do a CAVITY search..UM I dont F'n think so...and then changed my mind..I'm like sure do the cavity search but let me tell you something, if you dont find anything you will have a lawsuit slapped all over yourself so quick your head will spin!!!...After that comment they told me I was free to go...Now here's a funny thought...could you immagine our Jamaican wives or husbands letting customs pat them down or wanting to look up they're batty holes??...They MUST get some more security for that!!!!!!!....lmao