Morning everyone!!
I hope this morning finds you all well.....and dry!! 8)
Nice to see the good vibes around here this morning. Welcome to all the newcomers. I remember our I/O telling me that family class files are not the priority over the summer months but now that summer is gone and the leaves are turning brown.... unnuh updates soon come!! :-* Nuff love to everybody still holding it down for their spouses during their long wait.
Don't mean to cramp Canuck's style but I got one this morning: hehehe
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around and around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you,
there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
