Good day forum family and a big Congrats to those with updates and welcome to our newbies. Charlie, love the jokes mi fren, glad hubbie got a good exam. Just for clarification the forum was developed to have contact with those going through the same process. Although we were all in it due to immigration, it was great to have some fun along our journies. If you read back you'll see lots of off humour, almost everyone on it was sent to the "naughty corner" at least once a week. No one means to offend I'm sure, just adding some humour to an otherwise long process.
Well it's Friday...........
Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife