Kingston,Jamaica

[canuck0469]

Good morning forum family. This is Jammy's day so have a great birthday. We all hope that this will be your last one without hubby

Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: "OK, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike!" The old rooster says: "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you." The young rooster snarls: "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!" The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop." The young rooster smiles: "You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start." The two roosters line up in back of the farm house; a hen clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens! Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust: "Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week."

HAPPY B-DAY Jamy

 

[rosemel]

Good day everyone..

Hope everyone is having a great weekend ..... I must say reading the post about the "white liver" last night and then finding out what it actually means made me laugh so hard...loved it... and I must say hubby thought is was funny too I love learning all these new expressions.. He was impressed with me when I learned about BAM BAM BAM... Thanks everyone... 8) Hubby thinks dishwashers are the lazy man way of doing things...lol...wash the dishes right after you use them..lol..ok dear go ahead....myself I USE it all the time..

Well today is a good day and I am feeling good, going to take my son shopping for some jeans and out for dinner and then going dancing tonight. Living it up woot woot...lol. I might even buy myself something today. Ok I didn't buy myself anything and I am not going out dancing... :-[

LCW...hope everything went well with the sleepover ???

SOSO...your still not adding me ???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMY!!!

 

[sassy75]

Mizzy,

I have done my dishes like that all my life....I never plug the sink!! lol
Canadian born and raised....

 

[lonelycanadianwifey]

Lord

About deh dish wata ...mus be different all over Jamaica ....cau my family them nuh run wata fi wash ....Deh whole a deh tank a dash weh if you a do dat !!! Likkle bit a wata inn deh sink and a whole heap a soap ....Trus mi my hussy cyan wash a whole cyar wit one bucket a wata ....Him nuh dash weh wata ....No Sah .....Hurricane dem come nuff inna JA wata nuh fi waste ...a so mi family them seh!

 

[Maple Syrup]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMWIFEY!!!!

 

[jamwifey26]

Thanks guys

Well A new week is here. Hope we hear some more good news this week.

Lonely: Your countdown is on girl.

Bless Up everybody!

 

[lonelycanadianwifey]

Jammy

Yah man the countdown is on lol .....So hype for real !!! Cant wait anymore lol

Hey how was ur Bday how did you spend it???

I hope it was wonderful girl ....I know it couldnt be the most best ever cuz of hubby but i hope it was good and you were happy ;D ;D

 

[Helpmeplease]

wow lonely in one week from today hubby will be home!! How exciting!! Your daughter must be so excited!! So happy for you...enjoy every moment of that reunion! )

on a side note my husband laughed at white liver lol..he knew what I was talkin about...as far as dishwasher he had seen some in the resorts that he has worked at...

Did anyone see Errol the Jamaican at the olympics today?? He lives in California but his father was Jamaican...he was the only one representing Jamaica in the olympics this year..anyways he made it to the quarterfinals but finised 3rd to get to semifinals so he didn't make it...too bad..he was a good skiier too..it was awesome to see the Jamaican flags in the crowd! My friend and I were yelling you can do it!!! in her living room lol hubby was laughing on the phone! hehe

have a good evening everyone! New week tomorrow..hope they answer my email...

 

[lonelycanadianwifey]

Helpme...LOL at ur story so funny ...Yes hubby mus know wah white liver mean !!! It funny mi memba long time ago mi fada seh it to mi modda !! Linda yuh have white liva unnuh baby ...Mi cyann manage dem yah sintin !! I do remember asking my mom what iit meant !!! She said hunny i dont know....and laughed !!! So Mi nuh seh nuttin an a few years lata mi ask my auntie cau she luv chat!!! !! OMG mi wish mi woulda never ask....ewwwwww....just the thought....SO mi auntie seh... Cockroach dont business inna fowl fight...and she gwaan an laugh ... An bowy she was right...."The thought why did i even ask came up...So from long time mi seh to mi husband nuh chat them ways to me ....Dem yah word deh have diffrent meaning ...lol ...YUCK

But mi auntie did seh another meaning fi it !!! Woman who's husbands always die.....Mi nuh kno....Lawwd mi tell you sometimes Jamaican people have nuff meaning behind one set a word ...Jammy nuh tru ? ;D ;D Anyways !!

LOL the days of my life ....hhahahahaha!!!

Preciousone40...if you are still around i would love to know the proceedure you took for the kids them !!! Cuz i wanna put there papers in fast...LOL i wanna see them for christmas!!!! Dem cyan miss out again !!!

Oh BYW Jammy whats ur pet name ....yuh mus have one!!

 

[canuck0469]

Hi Gang, so Jamy what does 'white liver' mean. I was told that when I was in Ja and didn't get it, but thinkin I got it now

 

[jamwifey26]

Yup white liver definitely means someone who loves to do it. Pshhh even hubby knows that.....lol

Never hear of a different meaning for it. But Your right Lonely in jamaica one word have a hundred meaning.

You see what hubby write on my FACEBOOK that its time to trade me in for a newer model....Him out of order dont it.....Thats what I deal with on a daily basis....lmao. Usually when he is here and he says stuff like that he follows it up with "Gimme a kiss". Bless him JAH! And when I start dishing it he cant take it.


Well the birthday wasn't bad hubby stayed on the phone and PC all day with me. Kept me smiling all day. Didn't even give me a chance to feel bad. My little girl sang me happy birthday about 10 times per minute...so cute.And her fish died yesterday too....she cried about it. She called him FISHY. It was a good day and I knew next year will be even better.

LONELY: Since my name common people just shorten it and call me that. Or people call me little miss(LIKKLE MISS) since I am so short.

 

[penitent]

Morning to all forum family and frens.............

Forum Family......These are the days of great things...........
Kingston............Declaring the way of our sponsorship
And these are the days of your servant....... IO them
but it looked like.........Righteousness being restored
And these are the days of great trials.........
Of famine and darkness and sword.........but.....
Still we are the voice in the desert crying....Kingston..
Prepare ye the way of our wives and hubbies.........

Lonely.......Behold He comes! Riding through the clouds!
Shining like the sun! At the trumpet call
Lift your voice!Lonely........ It's the year of Jubilee!
Out of Kingston slavation comes!

And these are the days of reuniting..........
The dry bones becoming as flesh!
And these are the days of your servant kingston
Rebuilding the temple of love.............
And these are the days of the harvest
The fields are as white in the world
And we are the labourers in your vineyard
Declaring the word of our wives and hubbies...............

Behold He comes! Riding through the clouds!
Shining like the sun! At the trumpet call
Lift your voice! Mizzy It's the year of jubiliee!
Out of kingston salvation comes!

There's no God like Jehovah!
Thers's no God like Jehovah!
There's no God like Jehovah!

Behold He comes! Riding through the clouds!
Shining like the sun! At the trumpet call
Lift your voice! Helpmeplz It's the year of Jubilee!
And out of Kingston..........hubbies and wives comes!!!

 

[HighlyFavoured]

Penitent - I love it. That's SO encouraging! ;D

Anyone else having a problem checking app status on ECAS? It's been down since yesterday.

11 days until Jam Down!

 

[homesoon]

Good morning!

highlyflavoured - Yup, ecas is down. I just checked and can't access either.

Ok - lots of prayers for a great week. I hope we get good updates from KG.

 

[lonelycanadianwifey]

Good Mawning

Jam Bahahahahahahaha yuh kno what that husband of yours sounds jus like mi bredda ....babhahaha..Mi act that weh wit mi hussy to jus the other day sintin tump him in him face and it bump up and red up an swell an mi seh "at least mi kno seh no woman a look you "" an mi jus DWL trus mi ...an hussy a laugh to !!! Mi love mek fun fi mi hubby..... !!! ;D ;D ;D

I love them kinda talk ..........all in fun of course ..

Glad your day was good girl ....RIP Fishy

Anyways Highly Flava no i havent checked ecas ...But sometimes on the weekend CIC does maintenance and shuts downt the system ..Mek mi logg on and i will tell you !! Dont worry about it it should start back !!!

Everyone BIG up yuh self !!!SoSo girl mi read back an mi see you a deh one dat write dat bout white Liver ...I dunno how mi miss that ....BUt Bahahahahaha all mi a seh is mi nuh surprise .... ;D ""ride and wistle" mi gal...Bahahahahahahah!!

LOL @ Canada a nyam dem food .... ;D