Hahaha, I'm imagining an something like an alcoholics anonymous meeting now. Bunch of PR applicants sitting in a circle, one new member joins and stands up:
"Hi My name is xxx and it's been 170 days since I last applied for Permanent residency"
Other people in group clapping
"I have had the urge to call IRCC and check my application multiple times per day, but the last time I logged on was last week, and since then I just don't have the urge to do it"
Group leader:
"Thanks for sharing your story, it's a tough situation, but we've all been there. Some of us even emailed Ralph after 2 months, and then again a week later to ask why he didn`t respond yet! Just know we're all here to guide you to finish your next steps in life!"
(or something like that, I'm bored at work
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