July 01, 2011 FSW Applicants_MI 3

[abhishekgoel007]

New drugs for MEN created by WOMEN Scientists...unveiled on Women's day...

ANIVERSIA : Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries.

SLIMOXIL : Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.

SPORTOBLIND X : Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the
word"sports"on TV.

WORKOCETAMOL : Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores.

SHOPHOFOBEX : Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and
wait patiently =))

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Height of happiness:
A boy got a job in a girls hostel
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After 2 months Owner asked: Why
didn't yoU come to take yoUr
salary ?
Boy:Kya..!!.............Salary bhi
milegi ???

 

[abhishekgoel007]

After Accident:
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American: Its Fine Man...
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British: I am So Sorry...
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Australia: No Worries Dude...
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Germany: Are You Oĸay?
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Ind/Pak: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ki road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun...

 

[abhishekgoel007]

AYE MOHABBAT TERE ANJAM PE RONA AYA..

JANE KYON AAJ TERE NAAM PE ROONA AYA..

YOUN TO HAR SHAM UMEEDO ME GUZAR JATI HAY..

AAJ KUCH BAAT THI JO SHAM PE ROONA AYA..

KABHI TAQDEER KA MATAM KABHI DUNYIA KA GILA..

MANZILE ISHQ ME HAR KAAM PE ROONA AYA..

JB HUWA ZIKER ZAMANE ME MOHABBAT KA...

MUJHE APNE DIL-E-NADAN PE ROONA AYA.....!!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Or To Kuch Nahi Chaiyeh Mujhe Tujh se,,

Aey ZindaGi...

Bus Us ShAkhs se miLa De J0 Mujhe Tujh Se Bhi PiyaRa H...!!

 

[RKC]

Just wanted to share a piece of news I read titled 'New Immigration Point system For Canada in 2012'


http://canadianimmigrant.ca/news-and-views/new-immigration-point-system-for-canada-in-2012

 

[spicey]

Hey Spicey......
How u doing.......?
I know i was supposed to write a poem for you.......
still working on the rhyming nd lines...
will post it soon...

Could you please start from somewhere? Just like the case of two early love birds in the Movie titled 'sound of Music' I start........

Dear Spicey

 

[NAJIM]

LVO applicants come on I wana here some good fkn news of MR this week.......

 

[NAJIM]

Abishek bro wus up ? Your visa arriving soon or what....

 

[stranger4ever]

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
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"AUR KAMINEY"
... Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...
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agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch nai bola,
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Thora age ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola-
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''SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA.."

abhishekgoel007 / Ravi_007,

I have a message to deliver to both of you!!

Could you translate this for yourself ???

hej vole, to je anglicky hovoriaci fórum a nie je moc pekné od vás, aby ste mohli písať v inom jazyku. Zvlášť, keď PM bol vynájdený. Naozaj si toho vážim, ak Váš komentár sa zobrazí v angličtine a skúste odrezať nezmyselné napadnutie tohto vlákna, pretože som stále chorý a unavený z toho!

or:

mon amie, hii ni kiingereza akizungumza jukwaa na si nzuri sana ya wewe wa mwisho katika lugha nyingine. Hasa wakati PM ni kuwa wakiyazua. Mimi kwa kweli kufahamu kama posting yako kuonyeshwa kwa kiingereza na tafadhali jaribu kukatwa infestations takataka kwa sababu mimi nina kupatwa na uchovu wa hiyo!


Hmmm?.....What do you think of it???

ou devrais-je écrire dans la langue Roumaine pour vous de comprendre?


I hope you will both learn the meaning of "RESPECT OTHERS" wording on this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[ :-[

 

[chekav]

LVO has gone back to sleep :'(

It is coming out of its winter sleep dear friend ! Welcome d spring and expect ur MR/PPR soon ! Amen.

Got my PPR 2day !!! Just hope and pray that all fellow forumites (especially fellow LVO applicants ) hear good news soon !!! All d best 2 u all.

 

[joydhaka]

Congratulations my friend!! Awesome news. How you receive that? Email or Post?

It is coming out of its winter sleep dear friend ! Welcome d spring and expect ur MR/PPR soon ! Amen.

Got my PPR 2day !!! Just hope and pray that all fellow forumites (especially fellow LVO applicants ) hear good news soon !!! All d best 2 u all.

 

[chekav]

Congratulations my friend!! Awesome news. How you receive that? Email or Post?

Hi dear Joydhaka ! Got it via email. All d best 2 u !

 

[joydhaka]

Thank you dear. This forum is lack of good news last couple of days. Lets hope a lot of good news will be this week.

Hi dear Joydhaka ! Got it via email. All d best 2 u !

 

[Ife]

Hi Guys,

I got the line "Decison Made" and that an officer will contact me...I really hope it is a good sign...finger crossed
Bless u all