BEER V/S WOMAN.!!
A beer is alwayz wet,A woman is not!
1 point 4 beer!
Beer is horrible when hot!
1 point 4 woman! ...
For beer, you pay taxes!
1 point 4 woman!
If you take a 2nd beer, the 1st one does't get angry!
1 point 4 beer!
You can always be sure that, you're the 1st one opening beer!
1 point 4 beer!
If you shake a beer, after a while it clams down by itself!
1 point 4 beer!
You know exactly how much a beer costs!
1 point 4 beer!
A beer does't have a mother!
1 point 4 beer!
Beer won't ask to hug her 4 half an hour after having it!
1 point 4 beer!
So the score is beer beats woman 8 to 2!!!
If you're a woman reading this & getting angry
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Know that a beer would never get angry!!
Another 1 point 4 beer!!
Final score : 9 to 2!!!
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