Awsome Night In A Bar:
Bartender: Who Are You? I never Saw You Before...
.Man: Yeah! I Just Lost My Job & Came Here For A
Drink
.Bartender: What Kind Of Job?
.Man: Well.. I Am A Consultant .
.Bartender: Whats That?
.Man: Its a Logical Thinker.
.Bartender: Logical Think What???
.Man: Let me Explain it With an Example
.Bartender: Okay!
Man: Do You Have A Dog? .
.Bartender: Yes!
.Man: That Means You Love Animals
.Bartender: True!
.Man: That Mean You Love Your Kids Too
.Bartender: Yes True!
.Man: You Have Kids That Means You Are Married.
.Bartender: Very True!!
.Man: You Love Your Kids .. You are still Married Means
You Have ABeautiful Wife
.Bartender: Amazing man How u Know all This?
Man: Thats Logical Thinking .. NowU Are Married To A
Lady So You Are Not Gay!!.
Bartender: Impressive
.Man: Time To leave... Bye Tc
.About 20 Mins Later Bartender Boss Came...
.Bartender: Boss You Know I met AConsultant Today
.Boss: Whats That??
.Bartender: A Logical Thinker...
.Boss: Logical What??
.Bartender: I Explain It With An Example
.Boss: Okay!
.Bartender: Do You Have A DOG?
.Boss: No!!
.Bartender: That .
Means You Are Gay!! .
.
Boss: KAMINE, KUTTE TU GAY... BHAAD MEIN JAA
Cu****ya... YOU ARE FIRED!