July 01, 2011 FSW Applicants_MI 3

[Markho]

Hello everyone........
Im back from my NDVO mission..........

I was able to sneak into NDVO after the office closed and with a flash light in my hand i went in search of our files........

I looked in every nook and corner for our files but there were none...............

Then i came across a password locked room which had a signboard of TOP SECRET..

I was certain that the files shud b there..............

After a few attempts I was able hack the password lock............

And when i entered the room i was shocked to see that there were no files.............
infact there were POTS.............!!!!!!!!

The first POT which i came across was MANG's................it had boiled so much that the lid had blown off...(guess that is y he was called for an interview)

Then i came across the MOST HANDSOME POT ON EARTH that ive ever seen in my life......and it started boiling in front of my eyes........i knew then and there only that SHIJOAL must have received his MR................

Then there was a POT with a crown placed on it.............(no points for guessing whose POT it was)......checked its temperature and noticed that it was put on stove just a few days ago so it will take time to boil............So i decided to double its heat.....now its going to take half the time to boil.............

Then i was on the look out for RKC's pot.................
I eventually found it..........
It was on the first row and I noticed that all the pots near RKC were boiling except that of RKC's
So i decided to find the cause..........
Nd wud u believe it...........
The stove on which RKC's POT was placed had run out gas.........(nd v were blaming it on so many eyes for watching it for nothing)....
So i decided to take the short-cut and microwaved RKC pot for some time.......
When it finished the BEEP BEEP BEEP sound of the microwave alerted the gaurds.................
So i quickly put RKC's pot back on the stove with the gas refueled and escaped out of there without anyone noticing me...............

RKC expect ur MR next week.........
I've done my job...............

Dint bother looking for my POT.......!!!!
Its somewhere between Canada and India........


AGENT RAVI......!!! 8)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha nice one Ravi, the only thing I was missing while reading this was a coke and some popcorn nice one pal

 

[Your Highness]

I was out of city , so missed some good news on this forum.
Congrates to all who received MR/ PERs.

I really missed this forum. !

Whoaaa....this pic deserves +100 but sadly I can only give you +1...so here it is...superb one buddy!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

A suicide bomber enters a
PET store : - " EVERYONE HAS
1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE
PET STORE !!! "
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Turtle : "Haramkhor!!"

 

[abhishekgoel007]

‎..Lädy ön telefone :

Hello Is This Mr. Kapoor? I wanna meet u & talk to U.

Man-Why?
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Bcoz U r the FATHER of 1 of my Kids.

Man(stunned) Oh my God!

R u Mrs. Rawat?
NO.

Mrs. Kulkrni?
No.

Mrs. Bharti?
No.

Mrs. Chopra?
No.

Lady(totaly confused)

- No Sir i m class teacher of ur son...!!

 

[ovais]

Jokes r likely to keep us in good shape for the medicals! Soothes the nerves n keep the blood pressure low.

 

[fast track]

Hello ,administrator,
Please update following details of cashbox in spreadsheet. thanks.
got AOR today
application filed :24/10/2011
application received:31/10/2011
BD en-cashed on 05/01/2012
AOR received on:18/01/2012
Visa Office : New Delhi
completed days: 80 days

 

[solitude]

Hello ,administrator,
Please update following details of cashbox in spreadsheet. thanks.
got AOR today
application filed :24/10/2011
application received:31/10/2011
BD en-cashed on 05/01/2012
AOR received on:18/01/2012
Visa Office : New Delhi
completed days: 80 days

Congratulation.. Best Wishes...

 

[spicey]

ROFL --> Rolling On Floor Laughing

Thought it wud b helpful for u to know the meaning with AGENT RAVI around.

Tis shows that you read my post between lines.
+1 for you my dearest.

 

[SmGrGe]

Many of you would have seen this already, however, heres an excellent link for planning landing from Royal Bank of Canada!
They have checklists for before landing, upon landing and during your stay.. things u need to do

Follow this link:

http://www.rbc.com/canada/index.html

Also another nice link about employers in Canada including those which hire immigrants easily...


http://www.canadastop100.com/competitions.html

 

[vinodkumar]

Hi all.. Just an update. I got below email from LVO in response to my case specific inquiry.


Dear Madam / Sir,

This is in response to your enquiry.

Your documents have been received and placed on file. No further action is required by you at this time.

We will contact you again if we require further information or when we are ready to proceed to the next stage of your application.

We thank you for your patience and for keeping your correspondence to a minimum.

Yours sincerely,

Client Service Unit (KLH)

Immigration and Medical Services Division | Direction de l'immigration et des services médicaux
Canadian High Commission | Haut-commissariat du Canada
38 Grosvenor Street
London, W1K 4AA
United Kingdom

Government of Canada

 

[spicey]

Hello Spicey

+1 to you for keeping in touch and also providing valuable information to friends seeking advice. Lovely.
Cheers

Loving is all about giving without reservations.

+1 for you everyday for all your minus

 

[Big O]

Many of you would have seen this already, however, heres an excellent link for planning landing from Royal Bank of Canada!
They have checklists for before landing, upon landing and during your stay.. things u need to do

Follow this link:

http://www.rbc.com/canada/index.html

Also another nice link about employers in Canada including those which hire immigrants easily...


http://www.canadastop100.com/competitions.html

Thank you dear + 1 for sharing this have your ecas been updated to show medicals received?

 

[Earlyopter]

Man ever talks, and Man ever dreams
Of better days that are yet to be,
After glittering goal, that distant gleams,
Running and racing untiringly.
The worldly may grow old and young as it will,
But the Hope of man is Improvement still.
Let us all keep hoping for speedy PR Visas....

 

[Your Highness]

Hello ,administrator,
Please update following details of cashbox in spreadsheet. thanks.
got AOR today
application filed :24/10/2011
application received:31/10/2011
BD en-cashed on 05/01/2012
AOR received on:18/01/2012
Visa Office : New Delhi
completed days: 80 days

Fast track you're living life on the fast lane buddy....congratulations on your 2nd AOR. Did you rcv it by smail mail?

When was it dated?

+1 to you for this info! You have relieved Bbhandari and lot of us NDVO Sep peoples' nerves for sure.

Bbhandari bhai....your turn now....to be able to sleep in peace (till the MR ghist comes to haunt us again )

 

[spicey]

arre pakka bhandari bhai... abhi 2 weeks pehle Mang bhai bhi delhi aaye the, and it was real fun..... Jaldi aao bhai delhi phir toh

Guess this thread has not been hijacked by 'Idhaar Udhaar's...LOl

+1 for you as I would be needing an interpreter soonest