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[dxdroid]

If they extend that shit I’m done lol

We can send a letter to MM, JT and IRCC hahahahah

 

[RSub]

One more FSW-O approval.

 

[Bathna33]

Does CPC-Ottawa answer when you send emails?

 

[dxdroid]

One more FSW-O approval.

I meant to just post that hahaha

 

[dxdroid]

The "trickle" definitely started already

 

[vbs91]

Did anyone call IRCC recently?

(Couple weeks back I called and a guy answered telling me what I already know. Same happened last month. Today a Lady answered and she outright said that she can't provide status details at all and can only provide information/Instructions if I'm in any sort of emergency situation.)

 

[vbs91]

Did anyone call IRCC recently?

(Couple weeks back I called and a guy answered telling me what I already know. Same happened last month. Today a Lady answered and she outright said that she can't provide status details at all and can only provide information/Instructions if I'm in any sort of emergency situation.)

Also I was told by that lady that i should send web forms(yeah right) if I wanna know the status and she can't say anything regarding that.

 

[Glaber]

Also I was told by that lady that i should send web forms(yeah right) if I wanna know the status and she can't say anything regarding that.

How dare you call the mighty IRCC you skilled immigrant?

IRCC Call Center Agent: JACK !!! Turn on the god damn crematorium! They're back !

"An ordinary day at the Canadian border after September 7";

Border Officer: Alright, what we have here? Lets see... a student visa holder who's secretly planing to immigrate to Canada, but had to lie during the entire visa process about his intention by saying he'll return to his home country at the end of his studies.
Student Visa Holder: But.. but... I will return officer I swear to the god plesase let me in.
Border Officer: Come on.. we know that you're using the cheapest language schools in our country as a bridging permit just to enter to Canada, but do we care? We absolutely don't mate. Welcometo Canada! Next !..
Border Officer: Ouuh tourist visa. What is your purpose of visit sir?
Tourist Visa Holder: I'm gonna gamble like crazy at various Casinos and party in crowded groups until I get totally wasted by unlimited vodka!
Border Officer: Sounds like lots of fun sir. Your visit to Canada is crucial for our country, welcome. Next !..
Refugee: نص بسيطنص بسيط نص بسيط
Border Officer: yeah.. yeah.. refugee isn't it? Here mate your free work permit, temporary housing, assistance money and rest of your juicy refugee packet. Welcome, next !
FSW-O Applicant: Greetings sir, I hope you're having a good day.
Border Officer: Yeah it is going good so far, lets see your visa. It is odd you speak proper English. We don't usually get this kind of people into our country. *sees FSW visa and immediately draws his gun*
Border Officer: Hands up you COVID-19 carrying piece of sh/t! How did you manage to board on a plane? Did you hijack it? Of course you did? We no longer take qualified and deserving people into our country after all.
FSW-O Applicant: but.. but officer.. I got my vaccine like everyone else...
Border Officer: Shut your mouth skilled immigrant! JACK!!! Turn on the crematorium, we have a FSW-O applicant here! *siren sounds*

 

[GandiBaat]

Australia is a lot harder to immigrate. For offshore applicants it’s almost impossible. People like me are here becoz we can’t get to Australia.

Actually, if you got a good profile, australia is much faster to immigrate to. Like one month fast. That said, I like Canada a bit more. It actually snows here!

 

[GandiBaat]

navinball: This is not about my file, or Kangaroo's file, this is about all FSWs. There is a moment... *EE pool explodes*
Jaycejay: Oh my god!
dxdroid: Kangaroo, there's no point using our money to chase PGWP...
Kangaroo: Analyze the recent draws of CEC.
Jaycejay: Kangaroo what are you doing?
Kangaroo: Immigrating.
dxdroid: The recent CEC draws were 6000...4500...3000...
Kangaroo: Get ready to update our EE profile for the FSW draw today.
dxdroid: It's not possible.
Kangaroo: No. It's necessary.

You know, in Hindi navinball (or rather navin ball) will translate to New Ball. Just saying

 

[Psyoptica]

@GandiBaat who do you want to win the elections? From a skilled immigrant's perspective?

 

[GandiBaat]

@GandiBaat who do you want to win the elections? From a skilled immigrant's perspective?

I find Jugmeet from NDP most interesting. If not anything else he is the new guy on the block.

 

[Psyoptica]

I find Jugmeet from NDP most interesting. If not anything else he is the new guy on the block.

He seems like a nice guy but I wonder if NDP's immigration policies are in line with Canada's immigration requirement as they want more families to come over but nothing specific to skilled immigrants.

 

[RSub]

@GandiBaat who do you want to win the elections? From a skilled immigrant's perspective?

I want someone like Mood ji. There would be a rise in LPG prices, gasoline, cost of living, constant riots, chasing out minorities. If Canada could turn into such a 3rd world country, nobody would wanna live there and we can easily immigrate to Canada. Win-Win.

 

[Psyoptica]

I want someone like Mood ji. There would be a rise in LPG prices, gasoline, cost of living, constant riots, chasing out minorities. If Canada could turn into such a 3rd world country, nobody would wanna live there and we can easily immigrate to Canada. Win-Win.

I thought most Indians liked Modi which is why he was re-elected? From what I have seen, his popularity seems to be growing day by day even after the Covid 19 debacle.