"An ordinary day at the Canadian border after September 7";
Border Officer: Alright, what we have here? Lets see... a student visa holder who's secretly planing to immigrate to Canada, but had to lie during the entire visa process about his intention by saying he'll return to his home country at the end of his studies.
Student Visa Holder: But.. but... I will return officer I swear to the god plesase let me in.
Border Officer: Come on.. we know that you're using the cheapest language schools in our country as a bridging permit just to enter to Canada, but do we care? We absolutely don't mate. Welcometo Canada! Next !..
Border Officer: Ouuh tourist visa. What is your purpose of visit sir?
Tourist Visa Holder: I'm gonna gamble like crazy at various Casinos and party in crowded groups until I get totally wasted by unlimited vodka!
Border Officer: Sounds like lots of fun sir. Your visit to Canada is crucial for our country, welcome. Next !..
Refugee: نص بسيطنص بسيط نص بسيط
Border Officer: yeah.. yeah.. refugee isn't it? Here mate your free work permit, temporary housing, assistance money and rest of your juicy refugee packet. Welcome, next !
FSW-O Applicant: Greetings sir, I hope you're having a good day.
Border Officer: Yeah it is going good so far, lets see your visa. It is odd you speak proper English. We don't usually get this kind of people into our country. *sees FSW visa and immediately draws his gun*
Border Officer: Hands up you COVID-19 carrying piece of sh/t! How did you manage to board on a plane? Did you hijack it? Of course you did? We no longer take qualified and deserving people into our country after all.
FSW-O Applicant: but.. but officer.. I got my vaccine like everyone else...
Border Officer: Shut your mouth skilled immigrant! JACK!!! Turn on the crematorium, we have a FSW-O applicant here! *siren sounds*
and today ladies and gentleman we are going to see the second biggeeeeeeeeeeeest CEC draw of astonishing 75k ITAs - Coooooongratulaaaations to all of us
