tknova said:
Aaaah ... I spend a large part of my day on the forum .. just another May 7 Applicant.
Though the entertainment here is better than the TV ;D
Aap Ka Entertainment ke liye: SOAP OPERA
Oh the horrible day!!!
One of the neighbors of ChaosCanada died within 10 hours after identifying cancer. The neighbor was feeling weak, having nausea.
The father of ChaosCanada suddenly felt weak very much.
9:00AM
ChaosCanada: Papa, your syndrome sounds terrible.
Papa: What happens to me son (a bit worried)
ChaosCanada: Papa, u have to get ready for reality – a reality shock.
Papa: Please son, explain.
ChaosCanada: After analyzing your symptoms, I am confident, you got cancer. Sorry papa, there is no answer.
Papa: (face become bloodless) so will I die soon. Is there any treatment available?
ChaosCanada: Papa, to be optimistic you will die within 10 hours. If I am pessimistic, you may die in 5 hours. On average, you will die in 7.5 hours. I am afraid, you will die soon, and won't even see the last moon.
Papa: Can you please go to fresh room and get yourselves fresh. You looked really overburden.
ChaosCanada closed his eye, visualize how his father could die, stood standstill and started feeling chill.
10:00AM
ChaosCanada could not become attentive to his work in his office. He called his father at his mobile number:
ChaosCanada: Papa, it will be a great miss, soon you will Rest In Peace.
02:00PM (pessimistic time passing!)
ChaosCanada came hastily from office.
ChaosCanada: Papa, I can't stop my tear, as your death is coming near.
04:00PM (average time passing!!)
ChaosCanada: Papa, your bonus time is going on, let's sing a last song – “Die! Die! Die! before it, eat chicken pie”.
09:00PM (optimistic time passed!!!)
Father showed ChaosCanada the full bright moon, seeing it, ChaosCanada fall into swoon.
09:15PM
ChaosCanada's father dragged him into bed. Sprinkle some water. ChaosCanada opened his eyes.
Father: I have gone to doctor and he gave me report.
It is not cancer, it is ulcer.
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NB: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.