For all the PUNJABIS

[rajdeep]

Boy: Dad ( RAANJHA), aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....

ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Dad(RAANJHA): tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan leg

 

[rajdeep]

Chartered Accountant ki wife: Eji Ye Inflation kya hai?
Chartered Accountantehle tu 36-24-36 thi ab 42-40-48 Ab Tere pass pehle se sab zyada hai fir bhi teri value kam ho gai Yeh INFLATION. ;D ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

RAANJHA to girl..frndship karoge? Girl..nahi mere parnts alow nahi krte sry RAANJHA.aho jive mere peo ne ta mainu asiq union de membrship lai k diti a.. 8) 8) 8)

 

[rajdeep]

small kid's love story... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Uske kadam jahan jahan pade,
humne vo jagah chum li
or wo bewafa meri mummy
ko ja kar boli,
aunty aapke beta miti khata hai...! :-X

 

[destinationBC]

WHY INDIANS ARE SUCCESSFUL


It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln , 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

 

[harry12]

SSA Naavy ji......ki banya tuhada visa lagya ja nahin.........mein tickets karva layi hai 19may di delhi to vancouver......

 

[Naavy100]

SSA Naavy ji......ki banya tuhada visa lagya ja nahin.........mein tickets karva layi hai 19may di delhi to vancouver......

hale ik dehd mahina lag jana .....baki sadi planing 25 april di hai ...dekho j oto pehla ga ban javey

 

[raanjhaa]

DRIVER to Rajdeep : sir petrol khatam ho gya,,gaadi aage nahn jaa sakti

Rajdeep : oh no ,,,,chal pherwapis hi mod lai :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

 

[raanjhaa]

Lady on the phone : i think you are the father of one of my kids

Rajdeep: r u Ms RAWAT,,,Ms kulkarni,,,Ms malhotra

Lady in total confusion: no i m CLASSTEACHER of ur son

 

[raanjhaa]

दो व्यक्ति एक बार में बैठे थे ......एक ने कहा ...." यार.... बहुत फेमिली प्रॉब्लम है ".. दूसरा व्यक्ति : तु पहले मेरी सुन........ मैंने एक विधवा महिला से शादी की जिसके एक लड़की थी ... कुछ दिनों बाद पता चला कि मेरे पिताजी को उस विधवा महिला कि पुत्री से प्यार है ....और उन्होने इस तरह मेरी ही लड़की से शादी कर ली ... अब मेरे पिताजी मेरे दामाद बन गए और मेरी बेटी मेरी माँ बन गयी....और मेरी ही पत्नी मेरी नानी हो गयी !! ज्यादा प्रॉब्लम तब हुई जब जब मेरे लड़का हुआ ..अब मेरा लड़का मेरी माँ का भाई हो गया तो इस तरह मेरा मामा हो गया ....... परिस्थिति तो तब ख़राब हुई जब मेरे पिताजी को लड़का हुआ ....मेरे पिताजी का लड़का यानी मेरा भाई मेरा ही नवासा हो गया और इस तरह मैं स्वयम का ही दादा हो गया और स्वयम का ही पोता बन गया ..... ......." और तू कहता है कि तुज्हे फेमिली प्रॉब्लम है ...." ....

 

[sandhujatt]

Friends i got passports back with visa yesterday
Sandhujatt

 

[Naavy100]

Friends i got passports back with visa yesterday
Sandhujatt

Congratulations dear brother !
Have a great life ahead! ....J hunker ji thode in touch ne ta ohna nu mere valo sat sri akal kehna

 

[sandhujatt]

Congratulations dear brother !
Have a great life ahead! ....J hunker ji thode in touch ne ta ohna nu mere valo sat sri akal kehna

thanks veer
hunker has gone to canada
i will be joining him in april

 

[Chander]

Sandhu pa ji vadhaia hi vadhaia.Kush kita jai.
chander

 

[charninder]

Congratulations Sandhujatt Veer.........dan dana dan dan.

Wish you happy life ahead in Canada.