For all the PUNJABIS

[mac_pal]

hunker - I got married becoz i was tired of cooking ,cleaning ,and washing clothes.

mac_pal- Amazing i got divorce for same reason

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[mac_pal]

mac-pal: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.

Bapu: Mera biba mac, ki swaal si?

mac_pal: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai? ;D ;D ;D ;D

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[mac_pal]

ikk vaar Naavy bhaja bhaja Lakhwinder Kaur kol aaounda te kehanda

tere veer ne aaj ik aisi cheez banai jis naal asi kandh de aar paar dekh sakde haa

Lakhwinder Kaur excited ho k, OHH KI ???

Naavy kehanda MORI {HOLE)

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[mac_pal]

mac_pal(villager):-
Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai???

HUNKER(Salesman) -
Hum penduon ko koi cheez nahi bechte.... ??? ???


mac_pal after 1 Month, well dressed :-
Ye Tv Kitne Ka Ha???.....

HUNKER :- 8)
Hum penduon ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.....

mac_pal:-



mac_pal After 3 Month, Full angrez banke:-
WHAT'S D COST OF DAT TV. ? 8) 8)

HUNKER: Hum penduon ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte........

mac_pal :- : :


mac_pal Gusse Vich:-
Oye tenu kive pata chal janda hai k main pendu haan .?

HUNKER:- Kyon K Ye Tv Nhi "MICROWAVE" Hai... 8) 8) 8)

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[mac_pal]

mac-pal: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.

Bapu: Mera biba mac, ki swaal si?

mac_pal: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai? ;D ;D ;D ;D

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[mac_pal]

MAC_PAL Angrezi de paper ch fail ho janda hai osda karan ?

MAC_PAL ne exam ch translation kuch is tarah kiti :

Hindi English
1. Main aik Aam Admi hoon. I am a Mango man

2. Mujhe English Aati hai. English comes to me

3. Mera Taluk Haripur Hazara se hai. I belong to Green Pur Thousanda

4. Sarak per Goliyan chal rahi hain. Tablets are walking on the road

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[mac_pal]

Ik din HUNKER te MAC_PAL tour te jaa rahe si poori tyaari naal

shaam ho gayi te ohna ne Tent laake raste ch rukan da faisla kita te dovein Tent laake so gaye.

Addi ku raat nu HUNKER di akh khul gayi te ohne MAC_PAL nu jagaya

HUNKER: yaar tenu asmaan ch ki dikh reha !

MAC_PAL : Kinne saare taare ne

HUNKER : Is to ki pata lagda hai

MAK_PAL: Asmaan bahut sohna lagda te roshni vi kaafi hai

HUNKER: oye dangra koi TENT Laah ke le gaya!!!

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[mac_pal]

Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c ?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai . ???
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan ?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de"

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[mac_pal]

rajdeep to doctor: doc there is no improvement in my loose motions

doctor: main tuhanu kiha c niimbu try karo

rajdeep: kita c sir ,,,but as son i REMOVE it ,,,they start again

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[mac_pal]

Mangta- raanjhaa rab de naam te kuj de do...

raanjhaa : andron Cycle kad leyaya te kehnda - Aaja tainu jhoote dewaan.. 8) 8) 8) 8)

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[rajdeep]

kee gal ho gyee rajdeep bai shayar to

mazakia ban gia

mac_pal tere jan magro shayar de kut bahut payi veer tan hi mai mazakia ban gia

 

[rajdeep]

Ek var raanjha building the upper to dig janda hai,

kafi lok ikhety ho jandey han

sab usnu puchedy han ki ki hoya bhai sahib,

tey raanjha kehnda hai ki, "mein vi hune upro aya va pata nehin ki hoya" 8) 8) 8)

 

[rajdeep]

teacher.late kyu a aaj v jad k tere sare dosta da jhund time nal aunda a ohna nal school kyu nai aunda raanjha .jhund bna k kutte chalde ne sher hamesa ikala aunda a madam g

 

[rajdeep]

4 ( DOGLOVER , NAAVY,MAC_PAL & RAANJHA ) boys planned to propose a girl
2( DOGLOVER and NAAVY ) came wid a rose.But 1 (MAC_PAL) came with a ring- Thts confidnce.
But wat about d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat le ayaa OVER CONFIDENCE. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

Film DirectorDOGLOVER: U have to jump to a swimming pool-from 100 ft.

Actor RAANJHA: But I don't know swimming sir.

DOGLOVER: Don't worry there is no water. ;D ;D ;D ;D