For all the PUNJABIS

[Naavy100]

friends i have recieved a call from chc new delhi at 09.00 am
he confirmed from me that whether i want my son to be included in my application (as i had earlier denied his inclusion during initial stage as he was very small at that time and later decided to include him as medicals took much time) and he also confirmed that whether i know that i have to land before 30th may i.e my medical expiration date.
Thats all he asked for
hun dekho ki banda?

matlab k visa ta pakka e aa ....bas passport aaun di der aa .....tyria karo shuru ....but tickets na laio jad takk passport hath ch ni aunde .

 

[sandhujatt]

matlab k visa ta pakka e aa ....bas passport aaun di der aa .....tyria karo shuru ....but tickets na laio jad takk passport hath ch ni aunde .
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veer g hun ta late hon di adat ho gayi hai apa ta sabar kiti baithe hai baki rab di marji

 

[rajdeep]

Ik vaar chander chori karan janda...tajori de ute likhya hunda

" TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jida uhne button dabbiya alarm vaj gaya te police aa gai.....janda hoya chander kehnda...
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"AJ MERA INSANIYAT To VISHWAS UTH GAYA "!!!!

 

[rajdeep]

Doglover : Sharma77 help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Sharma77: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Doglover : Phone karte waqt..

 

[Naavy100]

matlab k visa ta pakka e aa ....bas passport aaun di der aa .....tyria karo shuru ....but tickets na laio jad takk passport hath ch ni aunde .

veer g hun ta late hon di adat ho gayi hai apa ta sabar kiti baithe hai baki rab di marji

vaise thoda case ta bina gal to eni der fasayi rakhya

 

[sandhujatt]

vaise thoda case ta bina gal to eni der fasayi rakhya

hor veer patandra ne medical karva karva k aka dita? Chalo j aini mehnat to bad koi positive outcome ave ta khushi kuch jyada hi hundi hai

 

[rajdeep]

Sandhu jatt de gf sandhu nu:jaanu tusi mere vaaste asmaan to chann torh ke leya saday ho?

Sandhu jatt - aho mein chann lain jawa te tu picho koi Nava chann charhaya hove..!!

 

[rajdeep]

Positive: tube light de thale muh khol ke khada si.

Naavy: Positive 22 eda kato khada ee

Positive: Kiyon ki Naavy doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera peat kharaab hai, light hi khana.

 

[rajdeep]

Mac_pal nu fer Nasheya de chakkar ch police fadd ke Court wich leke jandi hai.. te Judge saahmne pesh kita janda hai..


Judge : Tu eh teesri waar Court wich aya hai , ki tenu sharam nahio aaundi?

mac_pal : Janaab tusi ta roz aande ho .. Tuhanu ta dubb ke marr jana chahida!!

 

[rajdeep]

Johny. Bar mein baithkar ro raha tha

Waiter : kya huwa kyun ro rahe ho??

Johny: saaala, jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pee raha hoon uska naam yaad nahi aa raha hai

 

[rajdeep]

Doglover Apni ghar wali ton dukhi ho geya

Doglover (apni wife nu): Rab jadon Akal Vand`da c tu odon kithe c???
Wife: Tere naal fere le rahi c.

 

[rajdeep]

ikk vaar Naavy bhaja bhaja Lakhwinder Kaur kol aaounda te kehanda

tere veer ne aaj ik aisi cheez banai jis naal asi kandh de aar paar dekh sakde haa

Lakhwinder Kaur excited ho k, OHH KI ???

Naavy kehanda MORI {HOLE)

 

[Naavy100]

hor veer patandra ne medical karva karva k aka dita? Chalo j aini mehnat to bad koi positive outcome ave ta khushi kuch jyada hi hundi hai

agle hafte tak aa jana chahida .....

 

[rajdeep]

agle hafte tak aa jana chahida .....

Naavy ji tusi thand thand krde c kuj garm hoeya thread k aje koi ksar aa ,kamm chada rakhiye k band kr deyie

 

[Naavy100]

Naavy ji tusi thand thand krde c kuj garm hoeya thread k aje koi ksar aa ,kamm chada rakhiye k band kr deyie

chalda rahoo sir !

thead ta ji ubal chukya hahahahahahah