For all the PUNJABIS

[rajdeep]

DOGLOVER: I love u sohniye.

Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

DOGLOVER: Veer tera university da topper a.

 

[rajdeep]

NAAVY Ask to Taxi Driver >> Golden temple Jaoge?


Taxi Driver >> Haan Jaonga...



NAAVY Ne Jaib Se Lifafa Nikala Or kaha.. 8)
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Wapsi Mai mere liye Langar Lai Ana..

 

[rajdeep]

asi rehne aa ne mummy kolo darr ke....


mummy rehnde danda hath far ke.....


mari motti sat nahiyo gaulde je ik adha pe javee.....


pehle roida ni ...


fer chup hoeda ni...


jadoo danda pai javee.....

 

[rajdeep]

SHARMA77- Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?

DOGLOVER- Pehle se zyada khrab hai.

SHARMA77- Dawai khali thi kya?

DOGLOVER- Nahi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi.

SHARMA77- Mera matlab dawai le li thi?

DOGLOVER- Ji chemist shop se to maine le li thi.

SHARMA77- Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?

DOGLOVER- Nahi, dawai to laal thi.

SHARMA77- Abe dawai ko pee lia tha?

DOGLOVER- Nahì sahab peelia toh mujhe tha.....!!

 

[rajdeep]

Lakhwinder Kaur ne hotel ch ik PIZZA order kita...

waiter ne 5 min baad pizza ley anda...

Waiter : madam pizze de 6 piece kara ke 8...

Lakhwinder Kaur : 6 hi karde... 8 khade ni jaane

 

[rajdeep]

Best_pal: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Best_pal : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.....

 

[rajdeep]

Hunker: doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear.

DOCTOR : when?

Hunker: morning eight o clock doctor.

DOCTOR: now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment?

Hunker: doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

 

[rajdeep]

Lakhwinder Kaur ik din class vich bohot late aayi.

Master: Tu late kiyon aai?

Lakhwinder Kaur: Master ji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.

Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?

Lakhwinder Kaur: Master ji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.

 

[rajdeep]

GF: Kya Tum Mere Liay Chaand sitary Tod Kr La Skte Ho.?

JOHNY GADDAR : Tu Chand Tareyaan Di Gal Krni Ain, Loki Mainu Amrood Nai Toran Dende

 

[rajdeep]

HUNKER: kyu ro rahi a?

LAKHWINDER KAUR: mere marks ghat aye ne. .

HUNKER: kinne?

LAKHWINDER KAUR: 99% :'(

HUNKER : rabb to dar kudiye ene ch ta 3 munde pass ho jande

 

[rajdeep]

Lakhwinder Kaur .. went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
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Lakhwinder Kaur ....... Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin
phone without receiver

 

[rajdeep]

Ik Bar Ik Building Ch Aag Lag Gayi Te Ik mac_pal Ne Lokan Nu Bachuan Layi Wich

Chlaang Laga Ditti Te 4 Bandiya Nu Kadh Lai Aayi

Par Agle Din Usnu Police Far Ke Lai Gayi Daso Kyun???
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.Kyunki Jo 4 Bande Kadhe Si Oh Fire Brigade Wale Si

 

[rajdeep]

rajdeep ne School to chuti lyi...Next Day Teacher

teacher to rajdeep," Kal Tu Chuti kyu liti Kaka? kithe c ?

rajdeep," Madam ji...toda Kamm c ji..

Teacher," ohh i see..

rajdeep," NO NO mam, ohh ni ayi c...Mai Gya c

 

[rajdeep]

hunker Bus te college ja reha c.....

Bus di Brake lagi,Jhatka lagya

hunker, ik sohni KUDI te dig gya........

kudi," OYE mundya !! Ki kar reha tu........

hunker," Mai ji MOHINDRA COLLEGE(Punjabi University) to PGDCA Kar reha

 

[rajdeep]

Naavy canada Vich 3-4 Mema Naal Bus Te Chadan Lagda Hai.Pehla Mema Chad Gayian. Jado Naavy Di Vari Aayi, Conductor Kehnda "NO MORE, NO MORE"

Naavy: Oye Mornia Chadai Jana A Te Sadi Vari Kehnda NO MORE NO MORE.