Another update:
My friend received my traffic check yesterday (new, useless police check on Friday). On my traffic history it says my licence is suspended due to a SPER referral, which we found out was a non-voting fine from 2012... I'VE LIVED IN CANADA SINCE 2010!!! -_- Hopefully since it's not a criminal conviction it will be all good, I'm sending a letter from SPER to show that it's a mistake on Aus Electoral Committee's part. 1 week until deadline. I think I need some Valium. I hope all the trouble I'm having makes everyone else feel better about their applications. Maybe not hearing anything is better than having a whole folder in your inbox dedicated to CIC. We'll find out one way or another in a few weeks whether my stupid country of citizenship ruins my life further. Good luck everyone.